A/N: If David's text goes all small, that means no one else in the chat can read it. Just the reader.
David has started group chat. David has added Xander, Teruko, Eden, Hu, Whit, Charles, Nico, Levi, Arturo, J, Min, Ace, Veronika, Rose, and Arei.
Teruko: David.
Teruko: Why.
David: I thought it might be nice to have a way to chat with everyone! ᴬⁿᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᶠᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃʸ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿᶦᶜᵃᵗᵉ ᶦᶠ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵈᶦᵉˢ
Teruko: Sorry, I think my phone malfunctioned, what did you say?
David: I said that I believe all of you can form bonds stronger than the world has ever seen before!
Teruko: Oh, okay.
Xander: David. I love you.
Xander: But what the hell?!
David is typing...
Whit: DID SOMEBODY SAY THE L WORD?!?
Xander: Great, I accidentally summoned him...
Whit: OMGOMGOMGOMG XANDER SAID HE LOVED DAVID AAAAHHHH!!!
Xander: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!
Charles: Give him a minute, he's too busy fanboying right now.
Charles: Oh, never mind.
Teruko: What happened?
Charles: I think he might've passed out.
Whit: DON'T WORRY I'M OKAY!
Charles: Dang it.
Charles: I mean, yay.
Hu: Oh my, are you sure he's alright? Should I get Arturo?
Charles: He's running around again, he'll be fine.
Eden: oh my gosh hi guys!!!!!
Hu: Hello, Eden. How are you?
Eden: well i'm pretty g
Teruko: ???
Rose: She's fine, she just realized her cookies were burning. Luckily, I saved some of them.
Hu: How nice of you! Did you take some of them out of the oven?
Rose: Better, actually. I managed to eat half of them before they even made it that far.
Hu: Rose, honey, we've talked about this! You'll get sick if you eat that much raw egg.
Min: Actually, eggs being what makes you sick when you eat raw cookie dough is a bit of an exaggeration. While the eggs can contain Salmonella, which can make you sick, the flour can contain E. coli, which can also cause food poisoning. Though the risk for this has lessened exponentially in past years.
Rose: See, the risk's lowered expinonetiilly...I'll be fineefasdfseffgrfgthy
Hu: Hm. She must've fallen asleep.
David: Ah. Well, since everyone's quieted down, I'd like to say for anyone who missed it that this chat is for the beautiful bonds I'm sure you'll create.
Arturo: Did somebody say beautiful?
Teruko: Is that entrance some sort of trend or something??? Is waiting for somebody to say a specific word really necessary???
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