Ariel: OK, we're back! So, someone continue:
Aaliyah: So, after he DROPPED his only weapon, Ms. Raven held out her hands and Tyler was being pulled towards her.
Emily (one of Powell kids): Told you she was a witch.
Tyson: You knew?
Emily: Duh. I told Camila a bunch of times, but she didn't believe me.
Camila: Did you expect me to believe a 7 year old?
Tyson: Noted.
Aaliyah: Well, turns out she was a witch, and would have killed Tyler if....I can't believe I'm saying this.
Sofia: What she means, is if I hadn't came. I basically saved you guys, who's not a bad babysitter now?!
Tyson: It's not like you meant to save us! You just showed up with you glittery clothes and whatever.
Sofia: Just cuz it was an accident doesn't mean I didn't save you. And I DID come back.
Ariel: After you LEFT us.
Sofia: I left you to fend for yourself and become independent, and to buy 99% off sunglasses!
Ariel: What color?
Sofia: PURPLE!
Aaliyah: Buy another pair and I'll forgive you, Judas.
Camila: 2 more pairs.
Lana: 3
Ariel: 4
Tyson: Shut up!
Ariel: Fine, what happened next?
Tyson: Then Ms. Raven started screaming, "UHHH, THE COLOR IS BLINDING ME".
Ms. Raven: I'm allergic to color.
Camila: I don't think that's possible, I-
Ms. Raven: I'm a witch for god sake, anything's possible at this point.
Tyson: What's not possible is that you dropped me and didn't go to jail, I COULD HAVE DIED.
Ms. Raven: YOU guys blinded me.
Tyson: Death and eyesight are 2 VERY different things.
Ms. Raven: Well, SHE threw a spider in my mouth, I could have died from THAT.
Aaliyah: YOU grabbed Drake.
Ms. Raven: NOT ON PURPOSE.
Ariel: OK, we get it. Y'all hate each other, now just say the story so we can all go.
Tyson: FINE. So she starting screaming and fell off the house.
Ms. Raven: COULDA DIED FROM THAT.
Tyson: WASN'T MY FAULT.
Sofia: DON'T THROW THE BLAME ON ME, I saved you.
Tyson: Whatevs, but when she fell, she fell into the Powell's backyard and she fell into the Powell kids Trampoline.
Ariel: VERY specific but that's how it ended.
Aaliyah: And that's basically the story, the firefighters came and helped us off the house, and Ms. Raven told them what happened, and Drake parent's got charged 500$ for sneaking into her house.
Drake: TOTALLY NOT FAIR. If anything, it's Aaliyah's fault.
Aaliyah: REALLY regretting saving him.
Ariel: And my parents fired Sofia.
Sofia: NOT FAIR. I was the one who saved you guys.
Camila: You were also the one who left us in the first place.
Sofia: Why was I going to buy you sunglasses anyway?
Camila: Well, I-
Ariel: As I was saying, we all learned some lessons from this. For instance, I learned NEVER go trick-or-treating with all 9 of us.
Tyson: I learned firefighters are stupid.
Lana: I learned Luke is a pathetic crybaby.
Luke: Well, I lear-
Ariel: Woah, woah. I thought you guys loved each other.
Lana: We broke up.
Aaliyah: That was fast.
Lana: Your telling me.
Sofia: I learned to never babysit children AGAIN.
Camila: Good, because I wouldn't want some more children dying.
Aiden: I learned to never let my friends go trick-or-treating with my sister and her friends.
Camila: I learned that we should never go trick-or-treating again, next time we'll watch a movie or something.
Aaliyah: I learned Drake is dumb and can't take a joke.
Drake: HEY! I'M NOT DUMB.
Aaliyah: ARE SO.
Drake: ARE NO-
Ariel: THAT'S IT! I'M ENDING THIS BOOK, GOODBYE READERS!
YOU ARE READING
A Halloween Nightmare
HumorTwins, Ariel and Aiden have great plans for Halloween, but noooo. Their parents make them go together with a babysitter. But let's just say, didn't turn out how they expected. This book is a squeal to my book, "Ariel Brown's Diary".
