Atantu: Wanna go out with me and my mom and fu-
*BONK*
Atantu: OW!
Y/N: Go to horny jail. And my daughter is here Atantu.
Mikasa: Papa what did she say?
Y/N: Nothing.
Mikasa took off her ear muffs Y/N put on her, confused as he coughs.
Y/N: Some....grown up stuff. Does this count as public indecency though?
Lucy:.....So it's normal to have a......lizard like woman twice your size-
Y/N: Almost twice.
Lucy: Is this normal?
Y/N: Yeah.
*WHOOSH*
Y/N: And he's my dog.
Rover was even bigger than Atantu, laying on his side in the police station though his head perks up.
Y/N: Rover not now.
Rover: *WHINE*
Rover was whining, wanting belly rubs though one brave officer decides to rub his belly. He had a pleased expression on his face, and his leg twitched though kicked a hole in the wall that disappeared.
Y/N: He's big......but he's a lot nicer than almost all dogs out there unless you're a dumbass.
Wade:.....Good boy? I mean it's......strangely cute.
Rover: *leg twitching*
Atantu: Wanna go out?~
Y/N: We all know how that ends.
Atantu: It's not sexual harassment if you're fine with it everytime~
Y/N: Last time we did it we had to evacuate an entire city block.
Nolan: What do you mean you Um.....destroyed a city block when you know......did the deed with that- her?
Y/N: That's a very tame session. Cities had to be evacuated sometimes when she brings me to a random world. Usually she's rather........rough? I mean a regular person would die and be crushed under her but I ain't a regular human.
Mikasa: *NOM*
Mikasa chomps onto a sandwich, mowing it down as the police officers all stare at Y/N and he stares back.
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A Traveling Father (Discontinued)
Hayran KurguWhat if you died to Truck-Kun after living a lonely life only to end up as a father after a year of being resurrected and you become the most op person in the entire multiverse in just 4 years? Let's find out. And yes there's a harem.
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