Stolas: You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land. What do you say we go there again have a day. Just the two of us
Octavia: I rather kill myself
Stolas: There we go. Anything, but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security
Octavia: Security for a theme park
Stolas: We're rich and we're hot people want our money and our bodies
Octavia: Our money maybe
Dakota: I beg to differ Starlight~ *seductive growl*
Stolas: Speak for yourself princess. Now, I'm calling the only man who can F**k me
Octavia/Dakota: What?
Stolas: Who can protect me... us. Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable you know
It then cuts to Blitz who's in his office with office supplies looking like Moxxie and Millie
Blitz: *impersonating Millie* Oh, Blitz you're such a great boss
Blitz: *Impersonating Moxxie* Yeah I really want you sir
Blitz: *impersonating Millie* Me too
Blitz: Let's three way
Blitz then took them down below his desk most likely jerking himself off with them before his phone rings pissing him off
Blitz: WHAT?!
Stolas: Why hello my big dicked Blitzy
This caused Blitz, Octavia, and Dakota to spit out their drink
Blitz: WHAT!
Octavia/Dakota: THE
Blitz: FUCK!
Octavia/Dakota: Dad/Stolas
Stolas: Language! Everyone. I have a special request
Blitz: Ah, look I just had a chemical peel, so you're going to have to find some else's face to plant that feathered ass
Stolas: It's for my daughter
Blitz: Oh, well make sure she washes it
Stolas: No! No, no, no, no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us
Blitz: We're assassins not bodyguards okay. Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die
Stolas: I'll pay you~
Blitz: Pay me what?
Stolas: Money~
Blitz: Done!
Blitz then slammed his phone on the ground before grabbing a megaphone and calling Moxxie and Millie
Blitz: M&M get in here we're going to Loo Loo Land
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land
Millie: *crashed through door window* Loo Loo Land?!
Blitz: Loo Loo Land!
Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
It then shows a carnival called Loo Loo Land as Moxxie steps out of the I.M.P van with Stolas and Octavia stepping out and Dakota appearing in a pillar of fire
Dakota: So you ready for me to be your bodyguard starlight~
Octavia: Of course puppy~
As they walked in Blitz was telling Stolas that this was only work
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The King Of Hellhounds
FanficIn hell there are seven rings and each one is ruled by the icon or embodiment of a sin. The Sloth ring is ruled by Belphegor, the Envy ring is ruled by Leviathan, the Lust ring is ruled by Asmodeus, the Greed ring is ruled by Mammon, the Gluttony ri...
Loo Loo Land
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