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SMG3: Bob?
Bob: Oh hey, SMG3... I need a favour to ask you.
SMG3: What have you got there?
Bob: Oh, this is classic early 80's Porno called; 'See You Next Wednesday'... I borrowed it from Rob, earlier today.
SMG3: And?
Bob: Can I borrow your room?
SMG3: Let me guess... You want to borrow my room, so you can be alone by watching a dirty movie from the early 80's whilst playing with your Salami?
Bob: Um... yes?
SMG3: What does it play on?
Bob: VHS Tape... it's very Retro.
SMG3: I don't have a VHS Player, Bob... they don't exist, anymore!
...
Bob: ...
SMG3: ...
Bob went outside.
SMG3: I wonder when Luigi is gonna get back... it's getting dark and there's still no sign of him! I bet him and Mario are having a good time at the Moors.
Meanwhile...
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Mario: I did not have a good time!
Luigi: Tell me about it.
Mario: I can't believe there's a Pub called; The Slaughtered Lamb... and there was a like a Pentagram on the wall!
Luigi: And, why was everyone telling us to stick on the Roads and keep clear of the Moors?
Mario: You've also made a Man miss a Dart board... and he never missed that board, before!
