"Yeah! How dare you pass the leg on us like that!? Does our friendship mean nothing to you!?"
"I also want to go on dates with a cute gal as well, dangit! *Slams table* I have muscles! I have a tan! So why am I not getting any gals!?"
"Keheheheheh... Heh... Heh... Haaaaaaa... Is it too much to ask for a girlfriend who'll gimme a lap pillow and headpats after a week's worth of research?"
"..." <... ... ... I'm glad, I'm having a headache right now>
Thanks to the pain caused by his headache, Edward was able to easily keep his smiling poker face and calmness as his friends were all becoming depressed men due to their maidenless state.
"... So, how have you guys been doing?"
"Don't try to switch topics, Edward. We want you to tell us what you and Lady Lysette have been doing so far"
"... I don't want to talk about that"
"So you admit that you've been living in heaven!"
"Well... ... ..."
Edward made a thinking expression as he thought about that, and on whether or not he should answer it honestly, and he easily remembered how he's now almost always being sandwiched by Lysette and Nanako, and how they always keep pressing their soft chests against his arms.
"... Maybe?..."
"..." (x4)
"I plead you guilty! Death penalty for breaking the bro code and enjoying your damned normie life!"
"Eeeeehhhh..."
Edward could only say that, as his friends were having an outburst from the jealousy that they felt from him being engaged to a beauty like Lysette. So Edward just continued to sip his tea, as he waited for them to calm down.
"...So, did you calm down, Aron?"
"... ... ... Yes" *Fixing his clothes and posture*
"That's great! You see I found this-"
"Don't even try to change the subject, Edward. You must pay for your breaching of conduct regarding the bro code"
"Haa... Fine, what do you want me to do?"
In Aron's place, Jan spoke about what Edward's payment must be for getting a bride as he fixed his "smart" looking glasses.
"It's simple, Mr. Edward... You must find fitting girlfriends for us"
". . . What?"
For a moment Jan remained silent before his "cool diplomat" broke as he raged once again.
"I'm telling you to arrange a meeting with cute and beautiful girls so that we can get girlfriends!"
"Oh!... *Looks away for a moment*... And what if I refuse"
"Then we'll ask Isak to punch you"
"Alright! I'll see what I can do to find fitting fiancées for you all!"
Between the annoying task of finding girls willing to go out with his friends or getting punched by Isak, Edward was quick to pick the first option since he wasn't crazy enough to get into a fight with the muscle brain Isak.
"Great! Now!... How have you guys been lately?"
With the main issue resolved, the five friends started having a normal conversation about what they have been up to lately, with Edward omitting all of the parts regarding his weekly home dates with Lysette and Nanako.
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The Otome game mob character accidentally broke the game's progression and story
פנטזיהEdward Harding was supposed to be nothing more than a mob character for an otome game known as Doki Doki Magical Love! (*Author cringing SFX*), but due to an accident, he started having headaches that unwillingly gave him weird and mysterious knowle...
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