Kengan Ashura x male reader

Hell's Angel

Kazuo:wh-what?

He slowly looked to (y/n) who had a blank expression

(Y/n):number?

Female coworker:y-yes!

He tilted his head in confusion

(Y/n):I don't have one of those.

He pointed at her phone

Kazuo:*wh-what? He doesn't have even have a flip phone?*

(Y/n) tried to walk around her

Female coworker:I-I wanna know your address then!

She tried getting in his way when (y/n) started glaring at her

(Y/n):You're annoying. Get lost.

She slowly backed away from the door as (y/n) walked into the stairwell with Kazuo following behind him

(Y/n):you haven't stopped by at all Kazuo Yamashita. I was starting to think you'd forgotten about me.

He proceeded down the stairs with his hands in his pockets

Kazuo:I-I'm sorry! I was waiting for you to call or text me!

He started following (y/n) down the stairs but was a few steps behind

(Y/n):well I don't have a phone.

Kazuo:...m-may I ask you...why?

(Y/n) suddenly stopped and turned around

(Y/n):they give me a headache. Why would I do something that annoys or doesn't have a purpose?

Kazuo:*th-thats right! (Y/n) is as close to a primitive human as it gets! If something doesn't benefit him, or it effects him negatively he'll discard it all together! I should've expected this! That's why he doesn't care what anyone thinks of him!*

(Y/n) started walking again

(Y/n):Now let's get food. The fish I had this morning are killing my stomach.

Kazuo:*you know, when I look at it this way, being his manager doesn't seem so bad...he's kinda scary sometimes but he's stronger then most people on the street, and the chairman gives me special treatment too.*

(Y/n):also, tonight. That woman told me I have another fight.

Kazuo:wh-what? But it hasn't even been a week yet? And...who do you mean by "Woman"?

(Y/n):huh?

He turned around confused

(Y/n):uhhh...

He put his fist to the side of his head pressed it against himself twice

(Y/n):that uh...the blonde one.

Kazuo:yo-you mean Miss Akiyama?

(Y/n) snapped his finger and pointed at Kazuo