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Eren: We will take back this world!
Floch: You mess with Floch. You get the glock 🔫
Eren: It's slightly less intimating when we only have water pistol emoji's but fuck it we up
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Erwin: Did you call a student dumb today?
Levi: No. I asked "are you dumb?"
Erwin: Do you think that was appropriate?
Levi: You should've heard this bowling ball looking headass kid talk Commander
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Eren: I told my grandpa about us
(F/N): What he say?
Eren: He screamed
(F/N): Damn. That's a little upsetting
Eren: Oh nah he ain't homophobic or anything
Eren: That mf just insane
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Marco: What does legally blind even mean?
(F/N): That's what Daredevil's friends call him behind his back
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Sasha: What would you do if you looked back in doggy and he waved?
Historia: Wave back. I'm not impolite
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(F/N): It's funny cause I could put beloltrtdldotd and people still know who I'm talking about
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Zeke: 9 weeks and no cigarettes!
(F/N): It's been 4 hours
Zeke: i CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
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(F/N): Hey beautiful
Connie: bro think he can rizz me up
Also Connie: *shuddering breaths* 😳
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Jean: Aren't you nearly on chapter 50?
(F/N): yeah. We getting close to Levi's age
Levi: what did i do to you motherfuckers?
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(F/N): Andrew tate?
(F/N): More like andrew taking them girls to different countries without consent
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(F/N): every single one of the Jaegers been eaten at some point
(F/N): Titans ordered the family bucket from kfc fr
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Levi: idgaf about yo tiddy size help me reach the clorox on the top shelf
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(F/N): went on a walk today. I'm so healthy
Mikasa: You went to the store and bought a family sized chocolate bar
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 49: Take A Pieck At 'Em
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