The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness

Ruv and Zane's First Meet

News Reporter: This is unbelievable! A monster attacking Japan? This is something no one would ever expect! Police are doing what they can to handle this monster!

Ruv: [Watching the news] I hate this place... I should've just stayed in Russia... [He then saw a small purple box on his desk] Dah? What's this? [He opened the box, only for a bright purple light to emerge, shocking him] КАКОГО ЧЁРТА?!!!!!! [Translation: WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!] [The purple light died down, revealing a man with black hair tinted in purple]

????: Sup?

Ruv: AAAAH!!!! [Ruv backed away from the strange figure] HELP!!!!! GHOST IN MY ROOM!!!!! 

????: Woah! Chill out, Ruv! I'm not a ghost! I'm-- [Before he could finish, Ruv tried hitting him with a metal pole. Fortunately, he dodged] Woah! Hey! Chill! [Ruv kept trying to hit ????, which soon led to him being backed into the railing of Ruv's balcony] Crap... 

Ruv: [Walking up to ????] Get outta here! [He hit ???? with the pole, causing him to fall]

????: WOAH!!!!!

Ruv: [He sighed in relief] There... [He turned around to go back inside, only to see that ???? somehow got back up] AAAH!!!!

????: Okay! I get it! You're shocked! Enough screaming! My ears feel like they're bleeding...

Ruv: SARV!!!! HELP!!!!! THERE'S A GHOST IN MY-- [???? quickly covered his mouth] MMPH!!!!!

????: NO!!!! DON'T!!!!!

Sarvente: Ruv? Is everything okay?

????: Uh... [Imitating Ruv's voice] Ummm.... Yeah! Everything's fine! Just peachy!

Sarvente: Uh... Okay...? Weird... 

????: [He uncovered Ruv's mouth] What were you thinking?! You can't let anyone know that I exist!

Ruv: What are you?! Why are you in my house?! What do you want with me?!

????: Woah! How about one question at a time? [He sighed] Maybe we should talk about this in a more disclosed area. [He teleported himself and Ruv to an abandoned library]

Ruv: [He saw that he wasn't in the room] AAAH!!!! WHERE ARE WE?!!!!