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Loo Loo Land

Loo Loo Land

Blitzo POV

I sat in the office doing paperwork as my phone goes off.

"What?!" I yelled on the phone.

"Why hello Blitzy." Stolas spoke in a flirty voice. I spit out my drink.

"What the fuck?!" I yelled as someone else yelled in the background.

"Language everyone." Stolas replies. "I have a special request."

"Oh, look I just had something.. so you're just gonna have to find somebody else to plant that feather ass." I replied.

"It's for my daughter." Stolas says back. "I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land! And need you brave little imps would company us!"

"We're assassins. Not negotiators. Don't invite us to shit unless someone is gonna die." I replied back.

"I'll pay you." Stolas replies.

"Pay what?" I asked.

"Money." Stolas replies in a soft tone.

"Done!" I yelled as I slammed my phone down. "Everyone get in here!" I called out. "We're going to Loo Loo Land!"

"Loo Loo Land?" Moxxie asked as he opened the door.

"LOO LOO LAND!" Millie yells excitedly as she throws her head into the door.

"Loo Loo land!" I yelled.

"Shut the fuck up!" Lona yells.
——Skip time—

"Now remember this is work and work only!" I spoke as I walked beside Stolas as we walk inside Loo Loo land.

"You, are so cute when you are serious!" Stolas flirts.

"I'm gonna be sick." Octavia mumbles.

"Oh crumbs I knew this would happen!" Moxxie says as he look's through all the stuff he backed. "I have stuff for this.. what would you need?" He asked as he pulled stuff out asking questions.

"It was a metaphor old man." Octavia replies as she walks away.

"Oh right!" Moxxie yells before being pulled away by Millie.

Soon Loo Loo walks over to Stolas and Octavia. "Welcome to Loo Loo land!"

"I have a question." Octavia says with a smirk.

"Ask away!" Loo Loo says.

"Is this a rip off of Lucifer land?" She asked.

"Uh.. no." Loo Loo replies as his eye pops out.

"This place is a failure." She mumbles as she showing she's really not enjoying this father and daughter time.

"Why don't we go check out the rides?" Stolas says as he walks away.

"That chick is creepy huh?" Loo Loo asked standing behind me.

"Yeah wait till her dad tries stuff with your hole." I said back as I walked away.

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As I watched Stolas and Octavia walk around Stolas soon stops and gasp as he sees the circus.

"Look! You use to cry such tears of joy during the shows!" Stolas says with a small smile.

"Oh no." Octavia says in a nervous tone.

"I hate that fuck clown." Her and I both mumbled at the same time.

"Oh Blitzy! I need my bodyguard!" He called out as a few imps carried him.

I pulled out my gun and shot at them. Watching them all run. Soon we walked into the circus tent.

"Hey hey fans! It's my the robot Fizzarolli!" Fizzarolli yells excitedly. "Here to give you guys a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land! Hit it!"

"Loo Loo land! Loo Loo land! Everybody sing along to Loo Loo Land! Every boy! every girl! Every woman and every man! Love Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land! Everything is beautiful in Loo Loo Land! Every children holding hands! At Loo Loo Land! Everybody's Friendly and nobody is mean! No copyright infringement is ever seen! I have a dream that I'm here to tell. About a magic place call Loo Loo Land!" Fizzarolli sings.

After the show Stolas and Octavia stood up. I sat up and a spot light lands on me.

"Is that Blitzo?!" Fizzarolli yells.

"Looks like fans are still running away from you!" Fizzarolli laughs.

"Oh settle down now." I replied as I stopped walked behind Stolas. My attention was now on Fizzarolli.

"Just like it always was. Telling your lazy jokes here!" Fizzarolli laughs.

"Bitch I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap ass robo rip off of being an overrated sell out jester!" I yelled.

"Oh, someone's salty!" Fizzarolli laughs. "Real or not though people love me." He says before looking at me. "Dose anybody love you?" He asked smirking at me. That hurt me.. deep down.

"No." I paused before smirking and pulling out my gun. "But I'm really good with guns now! Dance bitch!" I yelled as I start to shoot as Fizzarolli rolls away from the bullets...

After the fight Loo Loo Land was on fire due to me and  Fizzarolli.

I looked over at Fizzarolli who looks over at me as he runs out of the theme park.

"Blitz let's go!" Millie yells as she grabs me hand. Soon another explosion happen making us three fall on the ground.

"Way to go destroying another thing sir!" Moxxie says as all three of us were on the ground.

"Worth it!" I yelled before my head hit the floor again.