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Barty: Hey, Evan, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Evan: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Barty: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Evan: Can't really say I have.

Barty: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Evan: Sorry, Barty. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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