Killdip/Willdip/Billdip ask and dare

Dare

Dare: Kicking the Soy Sauce's in the balls.

*Mason walks up to Will*

Will: G-Good morning, Mason! I hope I d-didn't anger you too m-much yesterday!

*Mason kicks Will in the ball*

*Will tears up*

*Mason runs away*

Will: O-Ow...

BILLIE AND DIPPING' DOTS:

Dipper: Hey Bill?

Bill: Yeeeess my smoochy woochy yummy wummy baby poo?

*Dipper groans* Omg...

Dipper: Any who, what did you do with my hat?

Bill: I may or may not have...baked it in the oven...?

Dipper: WHA-WHY??!?!?!?

Bill: I wanted to see if it would taste like cereal! Turns out, it did not...

*Dipping Dots kicks Bill in the nuts*

Bill: AXQETWLADREBACXESZWD

DIPPER: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU OVER-SIZED DORITO  

KRILL AND TYORONE:

Tyrone: I'm mad at you.

Kill: And why is that?

Tyrone: While we were cuddling earlier you never gave me any kisses.

Kill: Okay- And why are you mad about that...?

Tyrone: WHILE TWO PARTNERS ARE CUDDLING, THE BIGGER ONE HAS TO GIVE THE SMALLER ONE KISSES!! THAT'S BASIC COMMON SENSE!

Kill: Do you want some kisses now...?

*Tyrone kicks Krillie in the balls*

Kill: Was that supposed to faze me?

Tyrone: Y-Yes!!!

Kill: Shall I act like I'm in pain?

Tyrone: Just-UGH! *Walks away*

Kill: Did I do something or-