1. Harry

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When Harry sees Matilda for the first time.

To: Ethan

Bro

Have you seen the new hire

Her name is Matilda

Harry she's literally stood across the room of course I've seen her

Why???

Damn

Omg

Don't omg me

You've known her for like

5 minutes

Does bog have a crush?!

I do NOT have a crush

I just think she looks nice

I might go properly introduce myself

Is that weird

Why would it be weird

You so have a crush

Shut up

We work with her now

Well yeah

Doesn't that make it even more weird?

What's weird is that you're texting me in the same room

Like you could literally just come over and talk to me

NAHHH too risky she's literally in the room too

She's Kon's friend isn't she

Think so

Hahahah good luck if you think Kon will let you anywhere near her

Why?!

He literally saw you in the peak of your whore phase

Okay but I was literally heartbroken

Can't blame me for that

I mean I spose you have a point 

Look

Realistically I know nothing will happen but just let me admire her

She is very pretty

You know who is pretty?

Who?

Faith. You know why I'm with Faith?

Why?

Because I had the balls to go on a date with her. Be brave, go talk to her

If you can bag Faith, maybe I have a shot

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Bye, gonna go chat to her now

HAROLD LEWIS

COME BACK HERE NOW

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

YOU'RE SUCH A TWAT

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