Once per year a contest called Twisted Metal is held by a man named Calypso. The winner of this contest can wish for anything his or her heart desires no matter how twisted the wish can be. Whether it be money, fame, women, or even revenge, anything...
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A Custom Machete
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Hunting Knife *Do Note: Patient has also been seen wielding a Kitchen Knife*
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Chainsaw
Sledge Hammer
Axe
His Hands
His OWN flaming head
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An... Ice Cream Scooper... yeah
*To all staff, be advised: If patient offers you ice cream and he is holding the scooper or just in general, NEVER ACCEPT. No matter how docile the patient seems.*
