"oh boy" (a Drv3 chatfic)

Here We Go!

Kaede has started a Group Chat

Kaede added Shuichi Saihara and 15 more

Kaede changed the group name to "we all have emotional trauma, let's talk"

Kaede changed their name to "Piano Protag"

Kokichi: what the fuck is this!?

Piano Protag: I thought...since we are trapped here and all

Piano Protag: I've noticed that alot of us have emotional trauma, like, all of us

Piano Protag: so, I thought, we could all help each other out and discuss it

Kokichi: pfft! That's lame

Kokichi: like hell am I gonna be apart of that!

Kokichi: But

Kokichi: I will use this for different reasons

Kokichi: nishishi~

Korekiyo: that...is a little disturbing that he said that over text

Kokichi changed their name to "nishishi~"

Nishishi~ has changed 14 other names

Nishishi~ changed K1-B0's name to "do robots have dicks?"

Nishishi~ changed Kaito's name to "Ultimate Astro-Wannabe"

Nishishi~ changed Shuichi's name to "Hey, Hey, Hey Emo Boy"

Nishishi~ changed Tsumugi's name to "Plain ignorable"

Nishishi~ changed Korekiyo's name to "S E E S A W"

Nishishi~ changed Himiko's name to "Nyeh... Tired Bitch"

Nishishi~ changed Maki's name to "I'll Kill You All"

Nishishi~ changed Angie's name to "Atua, Fucktua"

Nishishi~ changed Ryoma's name to "let me die"

Nishishi~ changed Kirumi's name to "Ultimate Mom"

Nishishi~ changed Gonta's name to "Bro too innocent"

Nishishi~ changed Tenko's name to "Lesbian"

Nishishi~ changed Miu's name to "ew! Cum dumpster"

Nishishi~ changed Rantaro's name to "peel the avacodo"

do robots have dicks?: ...

Do robots have dicks? is now offline

nishishi~: well someones a bit salty!

Ew! Cum dumpster: Kokichi

Nishishi~: yessss whore?

Ew! Cum dumpster: ... you're dead

Nishishi~: very well then! You'll just be punished though~

Ew! Cum dumpster: ...punished...how? ;3

Nishishi~: OH-

I'll kill you all: I hate this

Plain Ignorable added 6 more to "we all have emotional trauma, lets talk"

Hey, Hey, Hey Emo boy: who did you add, tsumugi?

Plain Ignorable: I felt that I plainly HAD to add

Plain Ignorable: ...

Plain Ignorable: sorry guys, I added Monokuma and the Kubz

Ultimate Mom: hm

Ultimate Mom: that's a good idea, we don't want him to find out and punish us all

Lesbian: eww, but they're all degenerate males!!!

Let me die: it's better just to add them

Nishishi~: fair point

Monokuma: oh? What's this?

Piano Protag: well it was supposed to be so we could talk about how we can escape and our problems

Piano Protag: but, Kokichi kind of ruined it

Monokuma: meh, that's boring anyway

Monokuma: besides! I'm Monokuma! I have no problems~

Monokuma: ...yeah...totally

S E E S A W: what was that?

Monokuma: NOTHING DONT WORRY ABOUT IT YOU FUCKER

S E E S A W: ...

S E E S A W is now offline

Monokuma changed their name to "haha, headmaster"

haha, headmaster: much better

Piano Protag: alr then

Bro too innocent: what...alr mewn?

Piano Protag: oh! Well,it's a shorter synonym of the word "Alright", Gonta!

Bro too innocent: ooh! Alr!

Piano Protag: :)

Monotaro: what is this for?

Monotaro: oh wait, nvm, just read back the messages

Monokid: FUCK THIS, I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT PROBLEMS;

Monokid: I WANNA RIP EVERYTHING TO SHREDS AND GET HARD

Nyeh, tired bitch: that's...a bit vulgar and... inappropriate

Monokid: SO!!!??!!!!!!!!??!?!!!!??

Monosuke: do youse really has to scream overs text?

Monokid: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO HAVE AN ACCENT OVER TEXT!?

Monosuke: ...

Monokid: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, NEW YORK BITCH

Monodam: ...

Monodam: THIS-IS-A-GOOD-WAY-TO-BOND

Monophanie: oh...

Monophanie: I suppose you are right monodam!

Monotaro: I'm confused? What were we doing again?

Ew! Cum dumpster: hi!!!!

Monotaro: MOMMY!!!

do robots have dicks? Is now online

do robots have dicks?: no

do robots have dicks? Is now offline

nishishi~: did the...toaster just come back to say

Nishishi~: NO!?

Ultimate Astro-Wannabe: hey...why am I a wannabe? :(

I'll kill you all: because you're an idiot

Ultimate Astro-Wannabe: :(((

Peel the avacodo: this is gonna be a heck of a ride

Hey, hey, hey emo boy: yeah, it is...I second that