The Tale of Ass Crackers

Soggy Crackers.

       I shoved a cracker up my moist ass, and it came out in little soggy pieces. Oh no!!! I lost half of the cracker in my asshole what will I do????!!! I go poopoo. A little bit of the cracker comes out, but.... NOW MY BOOTY HOLE IS SALTY!!! yummy!!!

       I found this guy on tinder and went to his house. He fucked me and then ate my asshole out and DIED because it was so salty. And then I died because they had herpes on their tongue and my booty hole got herpes. Now we are both dead in a eating ass position on his bed. 

       He lives with his wife and five kids. It was only supposed to be a one night stand, but now the wife and kids need to find us both dead. The cuck fuck kids watched what happened through the door crack. They witnessed their father violently ********** ******** asking me if I like it. The mom came home and knocked on the bedroom door, and saw all the kids crying outside the door. 

       "WHAT HAPPENED????" she knocks and knocks and KNOCKS JUST FOR NO RESPONSE. She BANGS ON THE DOOR DEMANDING IT BE OPENED NOW!!! She gets her AMERICAN GUN AND SHOOTS THE DOOR OPEN. TO SEE HER HUSBAND DEAD WITH HIS TONGUE IN MY SALTY ASSHOLE. CRACKER BITS COVER THE WHOLE BED. EVEN THOUGH WE ARE BOTH DEAD, SHE GRABS HER GUN, AIMS, AND SHOOTS OUR DEAD BODIES. AND THEN RELOADS, AIMS AT THE KIDS, SHOOTS THE KIDS. SHE THEN POINTED THE GUN TO HER HEAD AND PULLED THE TRIGGER. She laughs HYSTERICALLY AS SHE BLEEDS OUT. Then she dies. The End! 

       But w-wait.... I COME BACK TO LIFE. I WHIP MY LONG DONG COCK OUT AND PILE THE BODIES UP, I GRAB MY PENIS AND START PISSING ON THE DEAD PILE OF BODIES, EVEN THE KIDS!! I squat down on top of the pile of bodies, AND PUSHHHHH A HUGE TURD OUT. I START FUCKING THEM IN THEIR BULLET HOLES AND TAKE ANOTHER BIG FAT STINKY SHIT WITH SOME MORE CRACKER BITS IN IT. LOL!