Found [Ongoing Serial]

3. Graffiti Survey: John Tydway Memorial High School

Author's Note: this section contains misogyny and homophobia.

February 22, 2021 - This is a selective list of graffiti from the John Tydway Memorial High School in Nickelson.

Boys Bathroom - first floor

1. Tammy Tinsdale has great tits
2. Tim Moore's hands have been all over them

1. Twisted Sister!!

1. Here I sit broken hearted. Paid a dime and only farted.
2. Liar. You didn't pay anything.
1. Paid with my taxes
2. Your dad did.
1. Your dad sucks wang.
3. Whoa. Easy lads.

1. Who Watches the Watchmen?

1. Buffy is hot.

1. For a good time call Gary @ 555 (number illegible)

1. Can you imagine how much I love you? Moo moo moo moo!

1. Carol Jeffery is dead.

1. Boss!!

1. How slowly it appeared to move! What a sluggish stream!

1. All the Small Things

Boys Bathroom - Second Floor
1. Pour some sugar on me!

1. Where are we?
2. Trippy!
3. Better question where is Carol Jeffery?
4. The forest.
2. She ran away. Chicago.
4. She's chips in a chocolate bar.
2. She's right in front of us. Can't you smell her?

1. Kim Lastman will let you do it.
2. Gag me with a spoon

1. Violator is the best album ever

We're of the hollow men
We are the naked ones

Girls bathroom - First Floor
1. Don't go anywhere alone with Mr. Owen.

1. Tracy is a SLUT
2. And a lesbo
3. So?

1. Kirk has the best weed

1. You are ok ❤

1. Love wins

1. One 🌟. Would not pee here again

1. THIS is the dirtiest toliet in Scotland

1. My Tamagotchi is as dead as Carol.
2. She's not dead

1. Sex! I'm wanting more!

Girls bathroom - Second Floor

1. I just moved here. The trees are weird.
2. The trees are fine. You are weird.
3. Walk in the forest at night. Then you tell me.

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

1. Andy and Annie 4 Evah!

1. The mole on Ms. Langdon's forehead is getting bigger.

1. Kendra is a failed abortion

1. Where are we? No one talks about it.
2. We're here. Duh.

Underside tables - Cafeteria
1. Where are we going? (this phase is repeated on many different tables and one picnic table outside carved or written by multiple individuals)