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17:01 sonny: Yes lads can't wait to get this season underway, as your new captain in this new era of the club lets get off to a great start.
17:02 madders: Bro why u sounding so posh loosen up my g i know ur captain and that but still.
17:02 emerson: Oi u lot im still confused like why do we have some australian brudda called postecoglou coming to manage us
17:03 Sanchez: Yh i dont understand
17:03 madders: bro no one invited u to the conversation like why u still here can u not be released already by that baldman levy.
17:03 sonny: hey no being rude whilst im incharge
17:03 Sanchez: thank you
17:05 sonny: but somehow your defending is better than ur rizz and i agree so i'm going to quickly go have a meeting about you and dier and hopefully the deadwood will all be sold
17:05 Sanchez: mate listen to this rizz you will be shocked mate "do you have a name or shall i just call you mine"
17:07 madders: mate that was dead
17:07Sanchez: whats yours
17:10 madders: they say dating is a numbers game so can i get yours
17:10 Sanchez: DEAD
18:30 sonny: right ive just had a conversation with the gaffer and the egghead levy about the deadwood and this is whats gonna happen. sanchez dier lloris you will all be sold thankfully and hopefully in the coming weeks so yh goodbye.
18:31 sanchez: why what have i done
18:31 sonny: you do nothing you just stand their giving the ball away
18:32 vicario: mate ive been here for like a week and i would already take maguire in a heartbeat over you
18:33 sonny: anyways boys get some rest for brentford game tmr and lets get off to a graet start COYS
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The spurs groupchat
Fanfictionthe inside groupchat of spurs players talking to eachother before each game happening in real life
