I HAVENT POSTED IN 2 WEEKS BUT I AM WRITING A LONGER CHAPTER, JUST NEED TO FINISH THE LAST 3 CHARACTERS!!
n-e-way this is how they respond to a deez nuts joke; very short chapter but the next one will be longer i promi (it already has 2k+ words lets gooooo)
♡ Gwen Stacy
"Wow. Real mature Y/n, didn't see that one coming!"
Sarcastic as hell, and kinda salty that she didn't see it coming. Would probably be annoyed for the first few seconds but she's not a sore loser, so she'll see the humor in it afterwards.
♡ Hobie Brown
"........."
Blocked. That's it. He blocks your number and doesn't talk to you for a good 4 hours. The only reason he unblocked you was because you stole his phone and did it yourself. And you changed your contact name on his phone! Hooray I think!!
Achievement unlocked: Y/n --->
♡ Miguel O'Hara
"What?"
Confused man. He ruins the moment by asking you or Lyla to explain what "deez nuts" are... which probably makes it even funnier. And once he does find out he is not amused!!
♡ Miles Morales
"I really don't like you."
He fell right into your trap and didn't realize it until it was too late. Miles gives you the silent treatment until you apologize. You are both incredibly stubborn about this though, so don't expect to talk for the next week or somethin. /hj /lh
♡ Pavitr Prabhakar
"Oh I see what you did there, good one Y/n!"
A good sport!! He loves jokes and doesn't mind being a part of it unless it's just straight up bullying. Be thankful he knows how to take a joke! But also be warned that he knows exactly how to get you back. He will remember this moment until he gets to have his revenge. /lh
♡ Spider-Noir
"Deez nuts? Deez nuts??? What the hell does that even mean?"
Confused at first, like Miguel, and needs you to explain it. Noir is mildly amused at best! No one has ever told him a deez nuts joke before so it may take a few more of "deez" for him to appreciate it.
♡ The Spot
"You think you're funny huh?"
Pretends to be upset to amuse you and acts like he finds your joke hilarious but internally he is sobbing. The one thing he hates more than Spiderman is being made fun of, and for his favorite person to do just that kinda hurts!! (not in the depressing way tho, more like "Oh... ow.). And he's also upset that he didn't see it coming. Fricken baby. /lh
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Spiderverse Scenarios
Fanfictionwriting before i lose interest in the fandom 😭 my goal is to write at least 10 chapters LOL anyway ive seen south park and my hero academia preference stories on here before so i decided to make a spiderverse version 😋
