AURORA | 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢

Coal Digger

Pritchett Household

Jay : Let's go, buddy. School time. Gloria, if you want to get together with the girls later, I could just watch the football game or something.
Elena : MoM, That means he wants to watch the football game.
Jay : I'm not talking to you. And Manny what are you drinking coffee for, anyway?
Manny : It's my culture. I'm Colombian.
Jay : Oh yeah? What part of Colombia are those French toaster sticks from?
Gloria : I'm not sure about the game. The whole family is coming over for the barbecue.
Jay : It's today?
Manny : Sí.
Jay : It's the Ohio State game.
Elena : So? Then everybody can watch.
Jay : I don't like watching the game with people who don't know the game. People talk.
Manny : You talk at my football games.
Jay : For one thing, it's called soccer. Your team's scored two goals all season. I'm not taking a big risk. How much of this did you drink?
Elena : Give him a break. He has a big day ahead of him, he has to climb a rope today...

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Dunphy Household

Haley : Hey, mom?
Claire : Yeah?
Haley : Can I have $40 for lunch?
Claire : $40?
Haley : I also need a book for school.
Claire : What book?
Haley : I want a dress.
Claire : Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?
Alex : I'd be more worried that she couldn't come up with a single book title.
Phil : Luke, come on, we're late!

Claire : There's a first... Inside out and backwards. At least it isn't zipped into his... There it is.
Phil : Well... there's book smart, and then there's street smart. Claire : Yeah, and then there's Luke.
Phil : He's just curious, that's all. He's got this almost scientific mind with a thirst for knowledge. He's like this little Einstein. Some people ask "why?" Luke asks, "why not?"
Claire : I ask "why" a lot.

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Tucker-Pritchett Houshold

Cameron : We're at the 10... We're at the 5... We're at the 1... Daddy, we're scoring a touchdown!
Mitchell : Please don't spike our baby. Why does she look like the Hamburger?
Cameron : She's a referee.
Mitchell : Do we even have to go to my dad's tonight? Cameron : Are you kidding me? We're playing Ohio State.

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Cameron : I collect antique fountain pens, I'm adept at Japanese flower arrangement... Ikebana. And I was a starting offensive lineman at the University of Illinois. Surprise!

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Mitchell : I don't like football.
Cameron : Being in a relationship is pretending to enjoy your partner's interests. Do you think I really loved home pickle making?
Mitchell : Yeah, 'cause you did.
Cameron : For a week, until we became the weird guys who gave everybody pickles. "Oh, thank you, Marvin, for inviting us into your lovely home. Care for a sack of pickles?"
Mitchell : It was charming.
Cameron : We were picklers. You know what? Fine. Stay home with your little jagged scissors, maybe catch up on your scrapbooking.
Mitchell : You loved scrapbooking!
Cameron : Did I, Mitchell? Did I?

Mitchell : Don't do the "double question to prove a point" thing. I hate it.
Cameron : Do you, Mitchell? Do you?

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Claire : No problem. We'll be right down. Thanks. Phil : Hey, honey. What's up?
Claire : The school just called. Luke got in a fight. Phil : Oh, geez. Is he okay?
Claire : Yeah, he's fine, but they want us to come down there. Where are you?
Phil : I'm showing a house.
Claire : What house?
Phil : I'm golfing.