𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 || ꜱʟɪᴍᴇᴄɪᴄʟᴇ

O6

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
How the fuck did you know I wear glasses
Are you a psychic

Honey Honey🍯
you told me dumbass
but if there are infinite rocks
and rocks are wheels
dont we have infinite wheels?

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
STOP
JUST STOP
THIS TURNED A LOT
DOES THAT MEAN THERES MORE WHEELS THAN DOORS

Honey Honey🍯
yes
that is what this means
why did you bring this up anyways

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I remembered a conversation I had with my friend a while back

Honey Honey🍯
again
you have friends

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I have many friends
They all love me

Honey Honey🍯
sureeee
sureeeeeeeee

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Oh fuck off
Youre just jealous of my friends
Because they know who I am

Honey Honey🍯
ik who you are too

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What

Honey Honey🍯
youre a 24 year old minecraft stan who is obsessed with corn

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Oh shut up

Honey Honey🍯
awww were you worried
that i knew who you actually are

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
No

Honey Honey🍯
i think you were
are you actually like a famous ass person
ARE YOU CHARLIE DEMALIO

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats not how you spell her name
And no
I was scared you were actually a stalker

Honey Honey🍯
says the one who has a note where they put everything they know about me
thats fucking creepy dude

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I gotta keep track of you somehow

Honey Honey🍯
again
fucking creepy

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What would I even do
In your words im just a 24 year old minecraft stan

Honey Honey🍯
who is obsessed with corn

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Right right

Honey Honey🍯
this could be a front though
ive definitely been talking for you long enough to track me
you could show up at my front door at any moment

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
But would I?
I dont see myself showing up anywhere anytime soon

Honey Honey🍯
agajn you could be lying

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
We just spent the last ten minutes talking about wheels
I dont think id go to the effort to talk about wheels with someone I wanted to stalk

Honey Honey🍯
but you could be stalking me because you love me
you would take the time to talk to me then

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I dont even know you???

Honey Honey🍯
HOW DO I KNOW THAT

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
JUST TRUST ME

Honey Honey🍯
fine.
ill trust you
i guess

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thank you
Anyhow
What city do you live in

Honey Honey🍯
WHAT THE FUCK CHARLIE

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
IM JOKING IM JOKING

Honey Honey🍯
YOU BETTER BE
I HAVE A SALT GUN IN MY HOUSE

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What the hell is that

Honey Honey🍯
its a salt gun obvi

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Why do you have one though

Honey Honey🍯
to kill flies
its very fun

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Where do I buy one

Honey Honey🍯
i am not telling you
youre going to steal my thing
you probably dont even have flies in your house

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
And you do?

Honey Honey🍯
yes
im pretty sure theres a nest somewhere in my house
or a hole for them to get in
because theres always at least one in my house
always

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats weird man
Where do you live ill send an exterminator

Honey Honey🍯
AGAIN??

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
SORRY SORRY GEEPERS CREEPERS
you did say that if i got mcdonalds you would tell me where you lived

Honey Honey🍯
and my name
and i also said i would make out with you
but obviously thats not happening anytime soon

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Hey ill have you know that loads of people would love to make out with me

Honey Honey🍯
weird thing to say
and it circles back to the what if your secretly famous thing

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I can assure you im not famous

Honey Honey🍯
why would anyone want to make out with you then

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Next question please

Honey Honey🍯
youre such a liar yk that right

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I am not
You just have to trust me again

Honey Honey🍯
that people want to kiss you?
only in your dreams would that happen
you mother shucker

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
OH MY GOD
YOU MADE A CORN PUN??
IM SO PROUD WOW

Honey Honey🍯
fuck off