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O5

Minecraft Man👹
Again
I dont know your address

Fangirl
if you find a way to bring me mcdonalds ill literally make out with you

Minecraft Man👹
Im flattered
Ill take you up on that offer one day
What do you order from mcdonalds
There is a correct answer

Fangirl
ten pack nugget medium fry
oreo mcflurry
honey as a dipping sauce

Minecraft Man👹
HONEY???
EW
GROSS WHAT

Fangirl
ITS GOOD OKAY
YOU PROBABLY GET THE FILET O FISH

Minecraft Man👹
GROSS
Big Mac with extra lettuce for the win
With fries and a cherry coke
sweet and sour dipping sauce

Fangirl
ew
extra lettuce? you weirdo

Minecraft Man👹
Order yourself Mcdonalds already

Fangirl
fineeeeee
ill order it very sadly though

Minecraft Man👹
How does one order mcdonalds sadly
I cant comprehend that

Fangirl
it just happens okay
calm down and stop judging me
im feeling very judged rn

Minecraft Man👹
I am judging you
You use honey

Fangirl
says mr extra lettuce
oh i like that name

CHANGED 'Minecraft Man👹' TO 'Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬'

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats not even a lettuce emoji

Fangirl
yes it is???
r u blind

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
I actually am blind
-6.00

CHANGED 'Fangirl' to 'Honey Honey🍯'

Honey Honey🍯
HOW HE THRILLS ME
UH HUH
HONEY HONEY

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Okay then
Did you order

Honey Honey🍯
NOT YET
QUIT BEING IMPATIENT.

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Oh no not the full stop

Honey Honey🍯
ok im ordering now
brb

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Rest in peace
You will be missed

Honey Honey🍯
tf?
i was gone for like five minutesish
miss me already

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Always
After mcdonalds you should really go to sleep

Honey Honey🍯
you should too then

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Nah I cant
I have
Stuff going on?
Night shift

Honey Honey🍯
even over text ik your bullshitting
but whatever i guess

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Im not???
I would never do such a thing
To such a close friend
Im giggling irl rn

Honey Honey🍯
thats embarrassing
is your night shift watching that one guy do his 24 hour stream
Slimecicle?
because if so its not worth sacrificing sleep to watch some guy

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Im not watching him
I would neverrr

Honey Honey🍯
omg
youre blowing off sleep to watch some guy stay awake?
isnt there an option to just watch the video after

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats called a VOD
But its not as good as live ykwim

Honey Honey🍯
no i dont know what you mean
and im looking at the thumbnail on twitch rn
he is literally just staring at his phone
why would that be funny

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Its not funny I guess
Its more so entertaining

Honey Honey🍯
do you even know what hes doing on his phone

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
He said he was talking to a friend
Probably Schlatt or Ted

Honey Honey🍯
i see i see
isnt there a points system for twitchy

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Channel points?
Thats when you watch a streamer a lot

Honey Honey🍯
if i watched streamer id totally have more channel points than you
how many do you have for the Slimecicle

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Im at 3k rn
Do you have his stream open?

Honey Honey🍯
no???
no way im getting involved in livestreams
i can see the thumbnail of the thing though

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
But I thought you liked Slimecicle

Honey Honey🍯
i do

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Then why are you so opposed to the guy?

Honey Honey🍯
i like his podcasts
everything else is a no no

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats a shame
Hes pretty funny
I think

Honey Honey🍯
it honestly just seems like youre inflating his ego rn
if he was able to see this conversation hed be flattered im sure of it

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Its a shame he cant see them😖

Honey Honey🍯
such a bummer
honestly he already seems a little big headed
with all the puns he makes i bet he finds himself quite the comedian

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
He does NOT have a big head
Its regular sized actually

Honey Honey🍯
you seem to get your puns from him
inspiration or whatever

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What can I say
Hes a funny guy

Honey Honey🍯
ego inflator
anyways
my mcdonalds is here and i cant talk to you any longer
it takes a lot to put up with you
buh bye

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
bye?

IRL

Charlie looks up from his phone, laughing a little to himself, "Sorry guys- I uh.. I got distracted," he shrugs, running a hand through his hair.

"Let's be like monkeys and get back into the swing of things!"

(a/n: goofy chapter teehee. I actually looked up how to get better at puns for this. Im in too deep.)