Rwby react to something

To hell with it

"So not nice girl in this universe?" asked Summer. "The worst worst of the worst!" said Knight while laughting. 

"Ruby Rose! you can officialy call me grand ma if you ever wrote something like this." Shouted Salem. "Does her vengeance plans also count. You can say what you want but she already has a plan for revenge ready the moment she need one." says Yang while laughting abit for the fear turkey statement. She found that box a year ago under Rubys bed but never dared to open it.

Immeadetly a box fell onto Salems lap. The titel of the box says "Plans of Revenge in case someone steals my cookies or weapon or emberasses me before everyone." which was tightly sealed with a lock and a lot of leather

"Since when do you have this box?" asked Weiss slightly frightened. "Since a few years." said Ruby with a big bright smile.  "Yang i am scared." said Blake while clinging to her crush. "Don't worry Blake she only pulls that box out when she is really angry. But always fear the patient and happy ones because their vengance is the most dreadfull." said Yang while remembering her first time with the box. The school burned for month because of this devil which was hidden as an angel.

"Was she always like this?" asked Summer slightly scared. "No but one time someone tried to bully her so after yang beat him up she well. lets say yang was the mercifull one here." said Qrow while remembering the mind numbing terror he had witnessed when she decided to put her mind to vengeance. The child was ok. The parents not so much. They owned the school after all.

Salem read the vengeance plan for Ozpin and laughed her deep black soul out. "Forget grand ma. Call me auntie salem." said Salem while hugging the little bringer of chaos. "Uhm ok." said Ruby and hugged her back.

"Hold me Summer!" shouted Raven while jumping into her arms. "Don't worry. i am also scared." said Summer.

"And now a video of Blake. She goes by Dr Grey here." said Knight.

"Shit." said Blake when she realised that it is now her turn.

(Red vs blue belongs to rooster teeth. Also i will not really change anything even the names will remain the same. And everyone is wearing armor so i don't have to change anything. Hurray for me having to do less work)

The video began with Dr Grey asking a space pirate in a black armor:"Do you know where we are?" "huh?" said the Pirate. "this is a a remote research facility designed to study the surrounding wild live. I've volunteered at one just like it in ground school. It got a labratory, an incinerator and all of the state of the art surgecila equipment. Would you like to see them?" said Dr Grey in a cheery but chilling voice.

"Oh boy this will surely be painfull for him." said Summer. "I have a bad feeling about this." said Blake while watching her counterpart( ha Star wars reference). "Me too Blakey, me too." said Yang while looking at the screen concerned for the pirate. "I never beliefed i would say this but i am certain she is crazier then Tyrian." said Watts to Salem. "You might be right." said Salem while comparing both.

It then cut to the pirate screaming in pain while she sings an italian(it was italian right) opera. A drill and a saw being used could be heared. "Sir. I am scared." said Simmons to Sarge while standing next to all reds and blues. "Simmons. We are all scared. Well except for me." said Sarge while the screaming and singing could still be heared like a wonderfull symphonie of pain(for the pirate) and pleasure( for Dr Grey) was composed.

"Sure you are absolutely not scared." said Weiss. "But you have to give him some respect for letting his voice be so calm." said Jaune while trying to stay calm himself. "This guy has nerves of steal." said Nora while holding Ren.

Dr Grey came then out and said:"His name is Zackery Miller. He is exmilitary and he was kind enough to hand over the coordinates to a near by radiojammer." said Dr Grey cheery. "You are kiding." said Carolina(Sweet carolina. sorry i had to do it). "No silly. i am Dr Grey. Ha dad joke." said Dr grey. "All right think he is an position to answer a few more questions." said Carolina. "Absolutely! Let me just go put him back together." said Dr grey. 

"She actually cut him apart how did he manage to survive?" asked Ruby scared. "Maybe through VOODOOO!" said Knight in a creepy voice and smile while holding a voodoo puppet of Ozpin and Salem up. A green glow was illuminating the face of Knight. "HHHHYYYYYYYYYAAAAAA!!!!!" screamed Ruby while hitting the host with a pillow into submission. "Ow ow ow ow." said the host while he tried to defend himself from the pillow of mass destruction.

"A great god being beaten to death by a pillow. You truly learn something new everyday." said Ozpin while looking at the extremly human god.

When everyone was seated again the video was played.

"Caboose." said Tucker. "Yes" said Caboose. "Don't ever stick your dick in crazy." said Tucker in all seriousness. "i have no idea what that means." said Caboose equally serious. "I know." said Tucker while resigning himself to his fate.

"God dammit he is stupid." said Qrow while taking a swing from his flask. "I don't want to imagine what it would be like to work with him." said Glynda. "Memo to self. If someone like hims comes in. Don't." said Raven into the recording function of her scroll.

"You find his belongings on the crate over there and his tone is much more positive." said Dr grey still as cheery as possible when Carolina and Washingto came in. "Isn't that right zackery?" she then asked the pirate in a much lower less cheerful voice which indicates pain and despair if does not answer. "For the love of god get this psycho away from me!!!" screamed Zackery.

"Ok she is definitly scarier then tyrian if she can that reaction after mere minutes of torture from an exsoldier." said Watts while sweat droped down from his forehead. "Well she might share some traits with friend Blake." said Penny with no bad intention. Immeadetly everyone leaned away from her. "It is from another universe guys! Oum it is not like i will torture you all!" shouted Blake angry.

"Put miss belladonna under surveilence just to be sure." Texted Ozpin Glynda.

"Well onto the next one!" said Knight happy.

So what will it be on halloween the first person who gets it right can make a host for that particular thing. I will be waiting until then. And a tip for the next chapter it will be about the angriest dad in the gaming world.