I'm Not Afraid of Anything Anymore but with a twist

Mami Tomoe, in her magical girl form, fires at Charlotte the Sweets Witch with her weapon, while Madoka, Sayaka, and Kyubey watch in amazement.

"TIRO! FINALE!" Mami shouted as she fired at Charlotte.

Suddenly, Charlotte transformed into her true form and quickly went down to Mami, opened her mouth, and was about to bite Mami's head off while Mami, Madoka and Sayaka watch in shock and horror.

Suddenly... 

"Look out, Mami!" A voice from an unknown source said. 

Just then, a 5'7" humanoid with a white shirt, black tie, black suit, black pants, dark grey shoes, black gloves, white sleeves, and what appears to be a closed-circuit television camera for a head intervened, and pushed Mami out of the way, saving Mami's life.

CRUNCH!

Madoka, Sayaka, Kyubey and Mami watch in confusion as Charlotte bites off the entity's camera head, as the entity's body falls down onto the ground, sparks spewing out of the entity's neck after she bit it off, followed shortly by Charlotte spitting out the entity's camera head because it tasted like metal.

"What just happened? Did that creature save me?" Mami said, confused.

"I... I think so. But who was that?" Madoka said, confused. 

"No idea... that was bizarre..." Sayaka said, genuinely puzzled.

Just as the confusion sets in, a group of humanoids with cameras, speakers, or televisions for heads suddenly appear to fight Charlotte.

"We'll take it from here!" said a female humanoid entity with a CCTV camera for a head.

"Don't worry! We'll handle this witch!" said a male humanoid with a speaker for a head.

"Let's do this together!" said a male humanoid with a television for a head.

"What... what are they? Who are they?" stammered Madoka.

"I have no clue, but they seem to be on our side." replied Mami.

"Be careful, we don't know their capabilities." replied Homura, cautious.

"This is an unprecedented occurrence. These entities are not typical magical girls or witches." said Kyubey, analytical.

The group of object-headed allies then attack Charlotte, utilizing their unique abilities to battle her.

"They're actually holding their own!" said Sayaka, in awe.

"I can't believe what I'm seeing!" said Madoka, amazed.

After an intense battle, they eventually managed to defeat Charlotte, leaving the group of Madoka, Sayaka, Mami, Homura, and Kyubey stunned.

"Wait... who are you?" Madoka said, trying to make sense of it.

One of the camera-headed entities then stepped forward and addressed the group, saying: "We are "The Alliance." Our purpose is to protect the planet from the evil Skibidi Toilets."

"Skibidi Toilets? What are they?" Mami said, curious.

"Skibidi Toilets are malevolent beings whose appearances widely vary, but the most common variety of them resemble a conventional white ceramic flush toilet with a human head protruding from inside the bowl on a long, fleshy neck. They are able to stretch this neck out several feet in length and bend and rotate their heads in any direction. Their facial expressions appear highly exaggerated, with wide, manic eyes and an unnaturally wide, stretched-out grin. The toilet itself has two handles: a typical pull-down handle on the front side of the tank, and a pull-up handle on top. Their size can vary as well, from being the size of a standard toilet to reaching several stories in height. Every other variety of Skibidi Toilet is based on that template." replied the camera-headed entity.

"They sound like formidable foes." Homura said, gravely.

"Indeed, their malevolence knows no bounds. We have encountered them wreaking havoc, spreading chaos and destruction." replied the camera-headed entity.

"How do you fight them?" Sayaka asked, determined.

"We use our abilities to immobilize and contain them. By capturing them, we prevent further harm." replied the camera-headed entity.

"I see. So you are the guardians protecting the world from these malevolent creatures." Kyubey replied, analyzing.

"That is correct. We will continue our mission to keep the world safe." replied the camera-headed entity.

"We are indebted to your assistance today, then." Mami said, grateful.

"It was our duty to help. Thank you for being brave in the face of danger." replied the camera-headed entity.

With newfound respect for The Alliance and knowledge of the Skibidi Toilets, the group set forth, knowing they have allies dedicated to protecting their world.

THE END