I'm just putting this video here because it slightly irritates me. (No offence to the owner. I'm an avid viewer of this guy.)
I will just start with this. I have not been everywhere in Australia, but I have one, never I spider web covered park or two seen an earth worm that big. THREE ,SNAKES DO NOT JUST WALTS INTO YA' HOUSE AT LEAST, NOT WHERE I LIVE ANYWAY. (Correction it's rare, but it happened to my friend, but mine you, it's as rare as me finding another person with a Shunt.)
Yes, we have deadly shit here, so what you guys in America have cougars in the UK, the Portuguese man o' war, and so on. Everywhere has deadly shit but for some reason, Australia gets the rep of deadly animals. Also, there are some things more dangerous than animals. *coughs* guns *coughs*. ( y'all know what I'm referring too but to be fair, we sometimes get shootings here. Not mass shootings since people of age can't just buy a gun, but still, like 2 months ago, there was a shooting in Melbourne, I think.)
Also, quick disclaimer I do not intend to insult or make people think everywhere is deadly and you can't leave your country but I just think it's really fucking unfair when we get told we have such dangerous shit how do you live here. Excuse me, but you have some pretty deadly shit.
Just want a talk about this, but why do people think we wrestle crocodiles. 😂. Yeah, like some people do, but holy shit this is not a skill we all have.
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I'm going to end there but fun fact Koalas brains are smooth as fuck I'm talking essentially no crinkles.
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