Joshua: -swings to the stage from a vine- YO YO YO EVERY BODY THE NAMES JOSH AND YOU ARE NOW WATCHING THE JOSHUA SHOW!!! OUR GUEST TODAY IS THE 2ND SWAGGIEST GUY I KNOW.....PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR DYLAN!!!!!!!
Dylan: Hey bro its so great to be here
Joshua: and its great to have ya here dude...NOW LETS ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS!!!...ARE YOU READY!!!
Dylan: yeah im ready bt why the fuck are you screaming?? -rubs ears-
Joshua: I DONT KNOW!!! OK FIRST QUESTION!!!...WHAT IS....YOUR FAVORITE COLOR????
Dylan: um Blue
Joshua: Favorite animal?
Dylan: A Tiger -fake rawrs-
Joshua: AHHH DONT EAT MY SEXY FACE!!! -hides face-.....What girl from Jersey Shore would you like to fuck?
Dylan: Idk their all sexy
Joshua: ahaha agreed..but i would probably pick that JWOW girl...FAVORITE SNACK FOOD?
Dylan: Jolly Ranchers
Joshua: What do you do on a rainy day?
Dylan: walk outside and get wet
Joshua: nice dude...whats your prized possession?
Dylan: My Micheal Jordan jersey
Joshua: Who is your celebrity crush?
Dylan: Ariana Grande
Joshua: oooo nice pick bro she's sexy...would you rather have the ability to live forever with no friends or die next year?
Dylan: die next year..
Joshua: Who has bigger abs me or you??
Dylan: Duh me i have a trophy for best abs in the world
Joshua: -laughs- i beg to differ...mine make all the ladies faint.....Favorite type of car??
Dylan: Lamborghini
Joshua: Favorite soda?
Dylan: Spite
Joshua: Anything else you want to say to the world?
Dylan: I WANT TO MEET PATRICK STAR!!!
Joshua: ahahaha me to!! WELL THATS OUR SHOW EVERYBODY!!!! IF YA LIKED IT DONT COME BACK!!!!! DYLAN AND I ARE GONNA GO TO BIKINI BOTTOM NOW!!!!
