Joshua: -walks over to interview chair reading a cat and the hat book-
Producer: um Joshua..we kind of need you to start the show -takes book away-
Joshua: Oh Great NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THING 1 AND THING 2 GET LOSE!!!
Producer: -rolls eyes- just start the show
Joshua: fine...WECOME GENTLEMONKEYS AND SEXY LADYS TO THE JOSHUA SHOW!!! OUR FIRST GUEST COMES ALL THE WAY FROM BACKSTAGE AND LIKES TO BE CALLED ALLY!!!!
Ally: Hi Josh its great to be here!!
Joshua: Its even better to have you here..-turns off main lights and turns on small flashlight- NOW ITS QUESTION TIME!!!!
Ally: why are the lights---
Joshua: -interupts you- OK!!! FIRST QUESTION!!! What is your favorite color??
Ally: Neon blue
Joshua: Animal?
Ally: A UNICORN DUH!!
Joshua: Snack food?
Ally: Oreos!! wait no GUMMY BEARS!!
Joshua: -takes out gummy bears and eats them- Movie?
Ally: - steals gummy bears from you- ummm pitch perfect
Joshua: HEY THOSE WERE MY GUMMY BEARS!!!....Do you like Sea World or Magic Kingdom better?
Ally: SEA WORLD!! I wanna go there right now!!
Joshua: ahaha we can go after the show!!..what one direction guy do you want to fuck?
Ally: Err..um..Harry
Joshua: what do you want to be when you grow up?
Ally: I want to be a Marine-Biologist
Joshua: would you rather eat a poisonous scorpion or shampoo your hair with dog crap for the rest of your life?
Ally: shampoo with dog crap because at least i would live
Joshua: TV show?
Ally: Big Bang Theory and Spongebob
Joshua: Am I sexier with my sunglasses on or without them? -flips shades on and off-
Ally: with your sunglasses
Joshua: Celebrity crush?
Ally: Harry Styles and Andrew Garfield
Joshua: WELL THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR THIS INTERVIEW!!!! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!! SEE YA ALL NEXT TIME!!!! I HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHOWER NOW!!!! -walks off the set-
Ally: - sneaks back on the set and smiles at camera- GOODBYE EVERYBODY!!! HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY INTERVIEW!!!
Joshua: -peaks head in room and glares at you-
