Joshua: -runs out on stage without a shirt on- OOPS THIS ISN'T THE TAYLOR LAUGHTNER LOOK ALIKE CONTEST!!! MY BAD....
Directior: -tosses josh a shirt- here josh
Joshua: thanks mike i can always count on you -puts shirt on-
Director: yeah yeah ok now start the show
Joshua: -faces audience- WELCOME LADIES AND NERDS TO THE JOSHUA SHOW!!!!!!!! TODAY WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST ALL THE WAY FROM MARS!!! HER NAME IS ALEX AND SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF MY CLOSEST MOST AMAZING FRIENDS!!!!!
Alex: -walks out and sits on the couch- thank you for having me on your show Josh
Joshua: no problamo Alex!! NOW LETS BEGIN!!! ARRRRRREEEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUUU READDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!
Alex: its weird how much you remind me of louis the tommo tomlinson from 1D.....and YESSSSSS I WAS FUDGING BORN READY!!!!
Joshua: I have no idea what your talking about!! -flips off shades- Ok your first question is...........What is your favorite color?
Alex: -laughs- Purple all the way!!!
Joshua: Interesting very interesting -strokes fake muschache- Favorite animal?
Alex: Monkey!
Joshua: who's better batman or superman?
Alex: -starts singing- I can't be your superman..... xD SUPPERRMANN!!
Joshua: oK then is it true you like getting high off of blowing bubbles??
Alex: -trys to look innocent- Yersh! I mean no.. Well maybe! :P
Joshua: Favorite Movie??
Alex: MAGIC MIKE!! *Drools* Channing Taytum is sexy!
Joshua: yeah but im way sexier....Favorite disney ride??
Alex: Whats dat?
Joshua: -looks shocked- thats it im taking you to disney when we're done here!!...if you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Alex: Hati
Joshua: who's your best friend?
Alex: you of course dummy head -sticks toungeue out at Josh-
Joshua: can you do a hand stand?..show me
Alex: *Attenpts hand stand and falls backwards* Does that answer your question? *Rubs head* That hurt
Joshua: -laughs and gives you ice pack- what did you have for breakfast this morning??
Alex: Ice cream! :P No I kidding, em. French toast
Joshua: what guy from the wanted would you fuck?
Alex: Gross none! -makes throw up face-
Joshua: Is there anything else you want to say to the world??
Alex: I AM HYPER!! :P If you couldn't already tell! ^-^ Ohhh! And I OWN PATRICK AND ANNABETH OWNS YOU JOSHYKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joshua: Ok then....well thats our show...hope you enjoyed it!!!!! NOW OFF TO DISNEY LAND!!! -links arms with Alex and skips off stage-
