The fruity four as things me and my friends have said.
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Eddie: "did you eat it with love?"
Steve: "..... I ate it with mayonnaise"
Steve: "why did you kill him?!"
Nancy: "maybe"
Eddie: "garbage macaroni"
Robin: "wemon"
Steve: "I put the homo in homophobic"
Eddie: "distracted. I bumped into a solid"
Nancy: "I have an idea! Let's kill her!"
Steve/Robin: "can we go by Arby's before we go bail him out Of jail?"
Robin: "Live laugh love peach cobbler. Smash whoever decided to put dough, peaches, and sugar in a pan and bake it"
Robin: "I only have $19 to my name. Please neither of you get thrown in jail"
Dustin: "let's play hide and seek!"
Robin: "hide and seek for Steve's audacity"
Eddie: "nothing can come between me and Ozzy Osborne"
Steve: "who's that? Some kind of anime?"
Eddie: "is water wet?"
Nancy: "no. It's Hydrophobic."
Steve: "it is?"
Eddie: "what's hydrophobic?"
Robin: "Steve are you homophobic?"
Steve: "only a little bit"
Eddie: *in a panic* "Grimace is gay and I have a theory to prove it!"
Robin: "I'm listening."
Robin: "Grapes are the gayest fruit."
Steve: "grapes are... gay?"
Robin: "Yes. Bc back in the Roman days emperors were fed grapes. And they just feel gay to me bc of that"
Eddie: "SOLD"
Eddie and Robin chanting: "Gay grapes! Gay grapes! Gay grapes!"
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Eddie Munson one shots
Fiksi PenggemarI still have Eddie Munson brain rot so enjoy. -Female or gender neutral reader mainly- Might throw in some steddie x reader or fruity four x reader bc I'm a sucker for it.
