Restroom

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I was in the public restroom. I was barely sitting down when...

Stranger: hi how are you.

Me: (embarrassed) doing fine

Stranger: so what are you up to?

Me: um... I'm like you just sitting here..

Stranger: can I come over?

Me: nervous, no, I'm a little busy right
now!

Stranger: listen I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering my questions!
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