I wasn't that drunk!

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Hey so these are a few "I wasn't that drunk", jokes. Enjoy!
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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk!

Person 2: You took my parakeet and threw it to my piggy bank yelling "angry birds!!"
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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk!

Person 2: you threw my hamster to the ground and yelled, "I choose you PIKACHU!!!"
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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk!

Person 2: you ran in front of my little sister and yelled, "I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!"

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