Hey so these are a few "I wasn't that drunk", jokes. Enjoy!
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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk!Person 2: You took my parakeet and threw it to my piggy bank yelling "angry birds!!"
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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk!Person 2: you threw my hamster to the ground and yelled, "I choose you PIKACHU!!!"
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Person 1: I wasn't that drunk!Person 2: you ran in front of my little sister and yelled, "I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!"
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Funny Jokes, and riddles!
RandomThis book is going to be about many funny jokes. You might have heard some of these jokes before because I did not make most of them up, but if you haven't, I hope you enjoy this book and have a laugh!