What is Love Advice?

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I don't care if i'm a superstar, all
them man I'm gonna crucify
- J Hus

Baj: Yohohoho

Ichinose stopped, almost as if she'd just remembered something. I tried reading her face, noting that she wore a serious expression.

"Hey... There's something I want to ask you, Ayanokouji-kun. Is that okay?"

Ike: This tension... The title doesn't mean Ayanokōji and Ichinose does it...?

The Prof: Unlikely. Her love flag isn't raised.

Mako: 'Maybe at that point it wasn't.'

Sato: What do you mean by 'love flag' ?

Matsushita: It's probably something anime.

Karuizawa: Totally lame.

The Prof: You normies wouldn't understand!

Matsushita: 'As i thought. Stalking is normal.'

Karuizawa: N-Normie?

Honami: 'This is.. Back when Chihiro confessed...'

Mako: So you started making your moves way back then hmmm, Honami-chan?

Honami: Huh? N-No. I just... Well you'll see.

It was like that bright, cheery Ichinose of a moment ago had disappeared. My body stiffened slightly.

Kobashi: He describes you so gently.

Honami: Kiyotaka-kun is just really kind!

"If it's something I can answer, I will."

Besides, what question couldn't I answer with my massively impressive brain, filled with the knowledge of a hundred million books? (A huge lie, of course.)

Ryūen: 'I don't even doubt that.'

Haruka: You sure like to joke about in your head, Kiyopon.

Kiyopon: Yeah.

Hondō: It's kind of weird.

Kanzaki: Sus

Sakayanagi: Fufu. Mysterious as always, Kiyotaka-kun.

Kiyopon: It was just a hoax.

Shinohara: Even so. Joking to yourself is a bit weird.

Kiyopon: I won't deny that.

Yamauchi: If it was me we were talking about, (which it should be) i wouldn't be lying if i said that statement.

"Has a girl ever confessed her feelings to you?"

Baj: 'A few girls seem keenly interested in Kiyopon's response... But more importantly - Haruki-chan does not deserve to be ignored!'

Hashimoto: I pray for their safety, they haven't.

Horikita: Kiyotaka-kun, what does he mean by that?

Kiyopon: I wish i knew.

Hashimoto: Come on King. You know exactly what i mean.

Ike: I pray they haven't because i should stay as number 1 womanizer out of the idiot quadruple!

Karuizawa: Trio.

Yamauchi: Quadruple!

Matsushita: Trio.

Ike: Qua-

Haruka: Technically it's a duo now...

That.. wasn't in the any of the hundred million books I'd read.

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