He said and smiled at craig.
Teacher-umm....you guys need a moment..?go to the bathroom maybe?
Pip-yea sure,come on tweek.
We got our backpacks and the teacher gave us our hall passes. We got out of the classroom and started walking towards the bathroom.
Pip-uh tweek....you ok now?
Tweek-NO IM NOT FUCKING OK!!I MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF. GAH! ESPECIALLY INFRONT OF CRAIG! UGH I HATE IT HERE!!!
pip-hey, hey he helped calming you down.omg that was romantic. Also what does that note say?
Tweek-idk! It p-probably says that im lame and GAH! he never wants to see my ugly face again-ngh!!
Pip-maybe it's something good! Come on open it, i wanna see.
Tweek-i don't wanna!
We walk in the bathroom and we both drop our backpacks on the floor. I go and lock the door.
Pip-hey since we are here and the others are skipping maybe we can tell them to come in here.
Tweek-yea and they owe us an explanation too.
I pull out my phone and start calling bebe.
-call between pip and bebe-
Bebe-hello?
Pip-come to the bathroom.
Bebe-wait how do you know we are not in our class?
Pip-we saw you out the window
Bebe-makes sense, we also have a little problem so yea we're coming.
Pip-ok great we're in the girls bathroom.
Bebe-ok bye
-end of call-
Tweek-so are they coming?
Pip-yeah they're on their way
Tweek pulls out a pack of marbolo gold cigarettes and puts one in his mouth.
Tweek-you w-want one?
Pip-is it safe to smoke in here?
Tweek-idk but i do it all the time.
Pip-oh well, give me one
He gives me a cig and i light it up. I take a drag and inhale the smoke.
Pip-so are you going to open that damn note?
Tweek-ill open it when the others get here
*Knocking*
Pip-speak of the devil
I walk over to the door and i ask who it is just to be sure.
Marjorine-it's us, let us in!
I open the door to let them in but they immediately start coughing.
Bebe-oh god! Is something burning in here?
Marjorine-my eyes are watering.
Pip-chill it's just smoke.
Bebe-wait was tweek crying?why? What happened?
Tweek-i made a f-fool out of myself Infront of everyone, especially c-craig!ugh! And its the first day of school damnit!
Marjorine-oh shit it's ok tweek
Tweek-whatever,why were you guys skipping?
Bebe-omg you literally won't belive it.
Pip-tell us
Marjorine-ok so we were walking towards our class and i accidentally bumped into this creepy guy...
Pip-go on..
Marjorine-and i apologized but he took it all personally and he like..idk casted a spell on me or something like that.
Tweek-a spell?? Is he a wizard??OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
bebe-no tweek we're not gonna die, unless you come too close to marj at the wrong moment..
Tweek-AHHHHHHH!
Pip-wait what the hell? What did he do to you?
Marjorine-well uh.... Bebe?
Bebe -here let me just show you
She pulled out a feather from her pocket
Pip-why the fuck do you carry a feather with you.
Bebe-so I can tickle tweek and marj ofc, it's a shame you're not ticklish.
She then placed the feather below marjorine's nose. Then marj sneezed and she shot flames from her nose, ears and mouth.
Tweek-HOLY SHIT WE'RE GOING TO BE BURNED ALIVE WAHHHHHH!
Pip- HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??
Marjorine-IDK IT WAS ALL THAT GUY'S DOING
Pip-it's ok don't panic... we'll find a way to fix this, i hope
Bebe-damn now my feather is burnt
Tweek-oh guys ik it's not the time but i still have that note craig gave me.
Bebe-WHAT NOTE?SHOW ME NOW
tweek-relax, ngh I'll r-read it
Note:hey tweek, ik this is very sudden but can we meet up after school? I'll wait for you near the entrance. I want to ask you smth. Hope u show up.
Also here:***********(his phone number)
Bebe-OMG TWEEK HE'S GOING TO ASK YOU OUT
Tweek- I'm going to faint,sweet Jesus.
Marjorine-how exciting!
*Knocking*
Teacher-open up right now young ladies!
Tweek-shit
Bebe-quick! Out the window.
Marjorine-this is tiny
Pip-you got a better idea?
Teacher-open this door right now or else!
Bebe-OR ELSE WHAT BITCH?
All(whispering) shut up bebe!
Teacher-OH THAT'S IT!
Thankfully we all got out the window just in time and we made a run for it.
Pip-bebe seriously your going to give me a heart attack one day.
Bebe-y'all are no fun
*Ringing*
Marjorine-looks like it's lunch time
Bebe-come on let's go before someone sees us.
Pip-yea sure, also marj
Marjorine-hm?
Pip-I'm going to find that mysterious guy and make him turn you back to normal,i promise.
Marjorine-thanks pip, but this guy is really fucking scary.Also it's kinda cool that i can do that.
Pip-its fine,just tell me if you see him and I'll deal with him.
Marjorine-ok, thanks again.
Pip-your welcome
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Damien X Pip(South Park)
FanfictionIt's a new school year but someone mysterious caused trouble and now pip and his friends are determined to find him and turn his friend back to normal. But when he finally finds him, the mysterious guy wants a favour from pip.what could he possibly...
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