The Darklord Who Likes Cucumbers

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It was a nice and gloomy day in darkville. The moon was smiling it's evil grin and the crowd were a crowin'.
Darklord as he dresses for his morning haunt: Givi!! I need more cucumbers!!
Givi as she bowed: You are them all almighty one.
Darklord: Well then bloody well get me more!!
Givi: Right away your evilness!!
Givi raced out of the palace to the local market. Desperately searching for the vegetable stand. When she found it she shrieked with delight. Givi: OH THE JOY!! I GET TO SEE ANOTHER DECADE!!
She purchased a dozen cukes as the Darklord called them. And bounded back to the palace just in time for dinner.
Givi slapped them down on the table, arms half asleep from their weight.
Givi: Your cucumbers your excellency!

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