Saiki k: Hosting an Addams

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*ding dong*

Ferine is already in the living room so she went and answered the door

Saiko stood outside "Ferine, I officially came to court you"

Ferine looked at Saiko, he was wearing a full black outfit. One of his guards looked to be holding a briefcase full of knives and opened it to show to Ferine

Saiko took one of the knives and threw it at Ferine

"...." Ferine dodged it as she walked over to Saiko and raised her hand

*Slaps*

Ferine just smacked Saiko's cheek hard enough to make him fall to the ground "I don't like this. You are ridiculous"

"Huh? But why?! You like black! You like knives! And violence!"

Ferine kicked Saiko

"Ow!"

" I don't like you imitating a type that you think I would like" Ferine pinched his ear "Just so you know. I might act like that to you. But that doesn't mean that's my type. What I had actually wanted from you was to show me your personality without that money constantly in the conversation as well as a little darkness in you. Not whatever this is. I like men who wear their hearts on their sleeves"

"...."

"Is this all that brings you here today?" Ferine pulled away from him

"N-no.. I made plans for a date" Saiko rubbed his cheek

"Why? You don't like me and I don't like you"

"...I uh"

"Is your pride too big that you can't answer me?"

"Hey-"

"Let's go on. Get in your car"

"Ferine wait-"

Ferine grabbed Saiko and dragged him to his car, the guard opened the door, initially he would have stopped her but recently Saiko has been saying that she's his type and Saiko started talking about how violence is definitely a factor in the relationship. So the guard thinking this might just be his master's kink, decided to let it happen

(Time skip)

"You.. didn't get to change out of your clothes.. I should take you shopping-"

"No. I like what I'm wearing" Ferine looked out the window

"Aw come on it's a date"

"I don't know why you're forcing yourself to think that. It's not a date. We're just having a discussion" Ferine said

Saiko pulled out a knife and went to stab Ferine but she quickly slapped it away from his hands

"I said I hate you imitating others"

"I acted on my own"

"I can feel that the intent you have comes from watching horror movies" Ferine looked bored at him "If you're going to attack me at least do it your own way"

"...why don't you like me? I'm hot, handsome, smart, and rich"

"You're not hot, you look ok, you don't seem smart, but yeah you're rich" Ferine said

"Then what kind of looks do you go for?"

"Somebody like Nendou"

"WHAT!? HIM!? He looks like a thug! A gorilla!" Saiko asked in shock. He can not believe Ferine finds that guy remotely attractive

"We're just talking about appearance. I think Nendou looks handsome. He has some muscles, he has a wonderful looking cleft chin, his hairstyle is unique. And his gaze seems like he doesn't think about anything" Ferine explained "However, In terms of attitude I don't think like Nendou romantically, he's a good friend but I actually want someone who thinks from time to time, isn't as happy go lucky, and not constantly wanting ramen. I see Nendou as a cousin"