iMessage + Gilinsky

two

unknown number: rreally sorry about last night

me: y you so mad bro ???

unknown number: my gf cheated on me w my best friend

unknown number: and i just got a new phone, so i was texting my "best friend"

unknown number: but really i was texting you

me: sorry about your ex gf

unknown number: don't be, she a hoe

me: 😂

me: well you must've been pissed cus you were texting me/your ex bf pretty hardcore shit last night

unknown number: a friend just shouldn't do that to a friend

me: i feel you

unknown number: 😏😏

unknown number: wait is this a girl ?! bc im obviously a guy

me: no, this is a thirty year old white dad of two

unknown number: you're kidding!

unknown number: wait are you kidding

unknown number: ..

me: yes ofc! i'm sixteen

unknown number: girl?

me: what is this? omegle ?

me: but yaah

unknown number: ok good