I then look back at Donnie。

"How could I be mad at you 。。。" I say softly while smiling warmly at Donnie。I then pick him up and hug him。

。。。

"You never do that to me 。。。" Stan says in a quiet winy voice as he angrily crosses him arms and pouts。
I sigh and pull Stan into the hug as well。"Don't worry , Stan 。。。You're also my baby 。。。" I say in an annoyed tone of voice。

。。。

No , seriously 。。。Stan literally acts like a big baby all the time 。。。

"Hey , Kyle 。。。We should let Donnie watch Cocomelon while we go upstairs。~" Stan tells me in a seductive tone。

There was a bit of a pause for a second 。。。

I then punch Stan in the face with a force so strong that he flies back a bit as I continue to smile and hug my child。
This is very common basic family stuff ☺。

I then gently set Donnie on the couch and turn on Cocomelon for him on 🤯NETFLIX🤯💪。

Stan sits next to Donnie and watches it with him , wow , Stan might actually be an amazing dad ! !
👁️🫦👁️😘😍🥰💋💋
I then walk into the kitchen to get Donnie his milk 。。。Drink Drink , bitch bitch 。。。🤭

I poured the milk into a baby bottle for Donnie , and screwed the cap back on。
I then walk into the living room with the baby bottle and see Stan on the couch , still watching 。。。

But Donnie isn't there 。。。

"Stanley , where is Donnie ?" I ask Stan , sounding worried 。。。
He then looked at me , "oh , he's up 。。。"
Stan replied 。。。

Up 。。。?

The fuck does he mean by that ? ?

Stan then went back to watching Cocomelon。

I look down in thought for a second 。。。Then it hit me 。。

I look up , and low and behold 。。。Donnie is crawling on the ceiling 。。。

"w-- WHAT THE FUCK ! ?"
I yell in surprise。

HOW THE FUCK IS DONNIE ON THE FUCKING CEILING ! ! ? ?

WHAT😀THE😀FUCK😀 。。。

"Oh , don't worry 。。。It's a thing for vampires 。。。I did it all the time when I was a baby。"
Stan told me , seeming calm and chill about it。

Nevermind , I take it back , Stan is not a good father 。。。💀

"Do you know how to get him down ? ?" I ask Stan while looking up at Donnie , I start to panic a bit 。。。

{Stan POV}

Oh , look at that 。。。Donnie's on the ceiling , eh , he'll come down eventually 。。。

"He'll come down by himself , don't worry so much 。。。" I respond to Kyle。
Kyle is obviously not going to smack the shit out of me for saying that 。。。💪

I'm sure Donnie will be fine--

"STANLEY 。。。"

Oh shit 。。。?

"RANDELL 。。。"

Ah shit he goin for the full name 。。。

"WILLIAM 。。。"

Welp , I'm fucked 。。。

"MARSH ! ! !"
Kyle finishes yelling my full name is anger。

。。。

Well , it was nice knowing you guys 。。。
Actually , it kinda wasn't tbh 。。。
Quit calling me a pervert in the previous book , it hurts my feelings and I have to cry myself to sleep in Kyle's arms every time I hear that cruel insult 。。。
I definitely care about what some online kids on this platform have to say about me 。。。😔

"YOU WILL GET YOUR SON OFF THE CEILING , RIGHT NOW ! ! OR SO HELP ME GOD I AM GOING TO THROW YOU INTO THAT WALL ! !"
Kyle yelled at me 。。。😭
"Alright , alright I'm sorry , baby 。。。I'm so sorry-- I love you so much 。。。"
I tell Kyle。

Maybe , he'll let me live if I compliment him a lot ! !

I then help my overgrown sperm off the ceiling 。。。

"Y'know Kyle , I love you so much 。。。You're the best husband in the world ,
I would give anything to just kiss you , I really love you so much 。。。"
I tell Kyle with a loving smile。

Kyle then calmed down a bit and smiled。"Aww , Stan ! You're such a sweetheart ! I love you too !"
He replied in a soft tone of voice 。。。

IT WORKED , I'M STILL ALIVE ! ! HEU HEU ! !

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