I then look back at Donnie。
"How could I be mad at you 。。。" I say softly while smiling warmly at Donnie。I then pick him up and hug him。
。。。
"You never do that to me 。。。" Stan says in a quiet winy voice as he angrily crosses him arms and pouts。
I sigh and pull Stan into the hug as well。"Don't worry , Stan 。。。You're also my baby 。。。" I say in an annoyed tone of voice。。。。
No , seriously 。。。Stan literally acts like a big baby all the time 。。。
"Hey , Kyle 。。。We should let Donnie watch Cocomelon while we go upstairs。~" Stan tells me in a seductive tone。
There was a bit of a pause for a second 。。。
I then punch Stan in the face with a force so strong that he flies back a bit as I continue to smile and hug my child。
This is very common basic family stuff ☺。I then gently set Donnie on the couch and turn on Cocomelon for him on 🤯NETFLIX🤯💪。
Stan sits next to Donnie and watches it with him , wow , Stan might actually be an amazing dad ! !
👁️🫦👁️😘😍🥰💋💋
I then walk into the kitchen to get Donnie his milk 。。。Drink Drink , bitch bitch 。。。🤭I poured the milk into a baby bottle for Donnie , and screwed the cap back on。
I then walk into the living room with the baby bottle and see Stan on the couch , still watching 。。。But Donnie isn't there 。。。
"Stanley , where is Donnie ?" I ask Stan , sounding worried 。。。
He then looked at me , "oh , he's up 。。。"
Stan replied 。。。Up 。。。?
The fuck does he mean by that ? ?
Stan then went back to watching Cocomelon。
I look down in thought for a second 。。。Then it hit me 。。。
I look up , and low and behold 。。。Donnie is crawling on the ceiling 。。。
"w-- WHAT THE FUCK ! ?"
I yell in surprise。HOW THE FUCK IS DONNIE ON THE FUCKING CEILING ! ! ? ?
WHAT😀THE😀FUCK😀 。。。
"Oh , don't worry 。。。It's a thing for vampires 。。。I did it all the time when I was a baby。"
Stan told me , seeming calm and chill about it。Nevermind , I take it back , Stan is not a good father 。。。💀
"Do you know how to get him down ? ?" I ask Stan while looking up at Donnie , I start to panic a bit 。。。
{Stan POV}
Oh , look at that 。。。Donnie's on the ceiling , eh , he'll come down eventually 。。。
"He'll come down by himself , don't worry so much 。。。" I respond to Kyle。
Kyle is obviously not going to smack the shit out of me for saying that 。。。💪I'm sure Donnie will be fine--
"STANLEY 。。。"
Oh shit 。。。?
"RANDELL 。。。"
Ah shit he goin for the full name 。。。
"WILLIAM 。。。"
Welp , I'm fucked 。。。
"MARSH ! ! !"
Kyle finishes yelling my full name is anger。。。。
Well , it was nice knowing you guys 。。。
Actually , it kinda wasn't tbh 。。。
Quit calling me a pervert in the previous book , it hurts my feelings and I have to cry myself to sleep in Kyle's arms every time I hear that cruel insult 。。。
I definitely care about what some online kids on this platform have to say about me 。。。😔"YOU WILL GET YOUR SON OFF THE CEILING , RIGHT NOW ! ! OR SO HELP ME GOD I AM GOING TO THROW YOU INTO THAT WALL ! !"
Kyle yelled at me 。。。😭
"Alright , alright I'm sorry , baby 。。。I'm so sorry-- I love you so much 。。。"
I tell Kyle。Maybe , he'll let me live if I compliment him a lot ! !
I then help my overgrown sperm off the ceiling 。。。
"Y'know Kyle , I love you so much 。。。You're the best husband in the world ,
I would give anything to just kiss you , I really love you so much 。。。"
I tell Kyle with a loving smile。Kyle then calmed down a bit and smiled。"Aww , Stan ! You're such a sweetheart ! I love you too !"
He replied in a soft tone of voice 。。。IT WORKED , I'M STILL ALIVE ! ! HEU HEU ! !
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Family with the Vampire !? // Falling for the Vampire SEQUEL !!
FanfictionStan and Kyle get married and move in together , however a couple of years later Stan and Kyle decide to make a huge discission that will effect their lives。 Are Stan and Kyle up for the challenge of being good parents ? read to find out :)) {THIS I...
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