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Im dying, and don't have motivation whatsoever... soooo TO THE INCORRECT QUOTE GENERATOR-


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D1no: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress-

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Evil Liv: Time for plan G.
Russo: Don't you mean plan B?
Evil Liv: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
DJ: What about plan D?
Evil Liv: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Sabrina: What about plan E?
Evil Liv: I'm hoping not to use it. JP dies in plan E.
D1no: I like plan E.

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Factual: Is five a lot of followers?
Kreek: Depends on the context.
Kreek: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Kreek: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

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Russo: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Liv: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Russo: I said within reason, Liv. How about I murder that guy?
Liv: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Russo: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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*The gangs house is on fire, but they don't know it*
Rosemary: Damn, it's hot in here.
D1no: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Golden:
Golden: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
D1no: What?
Liv: Second of all, we all need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

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Albert: Did it hurt when you fell-
Denis: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Albert: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Denis: ...
Albert: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Evil Liv: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone!
Rosemary: What are you talking about? Of course—
Factual, holding out a hand to shut Rosemary up: No, no, they have a point—

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