╭・ My Dear Calico ✦₊ Souheki ୨

IV - Headcanon

Before reading, just want to clarify this one is from an original au of mine. I'm writing a fic abt it (there's a silly vid at the top btw). That's it, you can start now.

The initial plan was to rescue Ranpo and bring him to a mental hospital or social services, but Dazai begged Fukuzawa by saying "pleeease, his mind is even smarter than mine, I wanna play puzzles with him!" He didn't told him that another reason was bc he looked pretty.

During Ranpo's first days in the Agency, Dazai wouldn't let him alone at any moment. He even tried to convince the president to let them share room (it worked).

Ranpo always relies on Dazai's shoulder when he's tired or when he just doesn't want to talk to anyone.

Ranpo is Dazai's comfort person. He wants a hug? He goes with Ranpo. He wants to go out? He invites Ranpo. He wants a kiss? Well, we haven't get there yet..but he'd go and give one to Ranpo.

Dazai is the only one Fukuzawa completely relies on to take care of Ranpo. It's not because of his responsibility, it's because he knows Dazai would actually panic if something happened to him, and Dazai never panics.

Ranpo hates walking, but he'd do it if Dazai wants to. He also hates sharing his candies, but he'd give every single one to Dazai if he asks for it.

Ranpo is the only one in the Agency that calls Dazai by his first name, while Dazai gives him a lot of pet names.

Everyone in the Agency noticed they have feelings for each other, Kenji is definitely their number 1 shipper. Even Kunikida and Fukuzawa ship them lmao.

They're my parents (real).

Just a little reminder that in this au they're around 15 y/o- I'm translating the fic bc I'm writing it in Spanish, I'll try to upload it next week.
— Souheki domination!