Invader Dib • invader Zim swapped AU

Foodcoutia

"Was Tak, was. You can go ahead and leave me alone now."

She always asks like she's smart when really she's just stupid, smart at being stupid. I wanted to walk away but the line wasn't moving so I stood there looking the other way with my arms crossed.

"Zim most of these guys speak any language but English, expect for the guys who take your order and serve you, but your not going to find anyone to help you here." She banged the table with her fist with enough force for me to look over.

"Seems you have enough brains for you to figure out what I'm up to, unless that is your only here for the same?" I'm sure she could hear the annoyance in my voice because she had a snarky looks on her voice when I said it.

"Zim why can't you understand, I'm trying to say we should work together so stop with your annoying talk and sit down!"

"I'm not a dog Tak and the way I talk isn't annoying. Also don't compare me to you I'm not here to survive."

Her snarky looks on her face was transformed into confusion. I knew I shouldn't have said anything but she was getting to much on my nerves that it just blurted out.

"Were all here to survive. By all of course I mean everyone who made it out, so what are you here to do Zim. Why are you here, someone else who wanted to live could have taken your place, why are you here?"

Her words stung and I knew I had a mission to up hold but my anger got the best of me. I stomped out of line and slammed my hands on the table getting everyone's attention.

"Listen Tak I'm really not here for talk or to survive, im here for revenge on that Irken Armada and him!"

"Revenge. Zim you really are an idiot you can't take revenge on them, that's a death wish you moron!"

Now I was the one with the snarky look on my face, I knew that I was probably going to get my self killed, unless I had a good plan she just needed to shut her trap.

"Look Zim there's a whole escape pod I came from skoodge is even there just come with us before you get killed."

"I don't care Tak!" I went to go step back into line but then I was interrupted by the guy who was behind me. "Back of the line twerp!" I knew this guy from Earth as well not surprised all the jerks made it, I am in fact surprised skoodge made it though. "You dare kick me to the back! You saw me here first!"

"I know I saw you but you left, now back of the line." Oh he makes me made I hate Earth people this is why I was never friends with them.

"Excuse me, did I over hear you talking about taking revenge on the Irken Armada?"

An unfamiliar voice, I turned around just to have the angriest look on my face that quickly turned into shock. "You look like Dib!" I yelled while pointing at the Dib-Non-Dib.

"Oh no, not Dib, my names Keef."

"Keef? Such a foolish name why do you want to know my revenge.... That I'm not doing.."

Since he seems to know Dib, probably, I don't want him telling his leader "Tallest"-. The more I look at him he doesn't look to much like Dib, he has large pink eyes with orange highlights, and a smaller head.

"Did I hear wrong maybe, no I could've sworn you yelled it." I didn't yell! Did I? "Don't worry I won't tell my Tallest, I wanted to join in on your revenge."

"Join my revenge? What kind of subject are you to betray your kind?"

"Oh we're Irkens, and it's a long story of why I would do such thing. So a long time ago-"

"SHUUUUUTTT, I do not want to hear your pitiful story."

"Oh ok then basically Dib ruined my chances to be an invader and the Tallest wouldn't listen and banned me here, they also launched me."

"WhAt dId I sAy!" I could, of course use the help... no he could be just like Dib-Stink and betray me again. This is why I don't do friends.

"I'd rather not have help from one who could be one's enemy." I crossed my arms and turned away just to see Tak staring at me with a death stare, so I turned again.

"Sorry about Zim, Keef was it? I'm Tak, he's trying to get revenge on the Irken Armada and him apparently-."

"You know what, I don't need fuel, nor a team to take down the Armada, I can and will do it my self! I'm going to walk out now and you better not say anything because I don't want the last voice I hear to be yours!"

"Zim.."

"What did I saaay!"

I stomped off dragging Gir by the caller because he didn't want to walk for some reason.

I buckled into my ship getting ready to take off when I hear a knock on the glass that I slammed into twice.

"Zim, it's me Tak. Me and Keef are in. Were going to help you."