Invader Dib • invader Zim swapped AU

Foodcoutia

Once I opened my eyes fully the larger ship started up again ramming its self into the now "donut" Earth, splitting it into now many pieces, like a puzzle that can no longer be put together.

Terror fell through me, I never saw another ship leave Earth, I never got to see my parents leave Earth. I wanted to cry again, everything I knew was gone, my home, all I had left was this ship and Gir. Gir. I looked over to him sleeping on the ground, a slight smile appeared on my face knowing at least he was ok.

I looked back up at the Space ship that just destroyed my home then down at the key settings in front of me. A button beep as a pressed one, "Hello ZIM, I am Computer I was made by your parents to help you find a new home, what is it you would like me to do?"

I knew that my parents lied to me to get me off Earth but at least Gir help recordings I can looks back at and they also made me computer.

"Computer!"

"Yes?"

"What is that ship that just destroyed my home?"

"Scanning..... the Irken Armada, led by two tall Irken's, that is all the information I know."

"Computer. Track the Irken Armada, then take me to the closest breathable planet."

"Understood. Tracking Irken Armada and its flight plan now.... Setting course for foodcourtia."

Foodcourtia? Who named such planet, never mind who cares, there I should be able to maybe find help or even a nice place to stay.

The ship took off quick once again flinging me to my seat, without even a warning. I couldn't help but scream it was so fast I felt I was going to pass out, I had to clench onto the chair I couldn't help the pressure.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" I could feel that I was about to pass out, right when I thought that it went dark.

"WAH!" I yelled, rubbing my head I looked around. What just happened, was I just flung on the glass again?

"Ah, you're awake."

"Computer? Was I flung on the glass again?"

"Err. We have arrived at foodcourtia."

"DO NOT- wait where here?"

At first look, the first word I can think of is that it looks sloppy... this had to be the closest place? "Sir, shall I go forth?" Why must I tell him everything? "Yes computer, go forth."

Landing on this strange planet was definitely harder than expected, I had to go threw questions in which some I didn't even know the answer to, but I was finally able to park my ship.

"Come on Gir, let's see if there is anyone who is willing to help us." Gir barked in response with us tongue sticking out when he closed his mouth. Are they sure this air here is breathable for humans it looks- gross.

I walked into the first building I see, inside is a bunch of different creatures eating. So basically this is a fast food planet? How absurd. No matter where I turned all I saw where random creatures stuffing there faces gross out of this world food, I guess that makes sense though sense I am from another planet, I feel no better that that Dib-thing.

"Zim? How are you here?" I know that voice, the only reason I know it is because I can't stand it. I rolled my eyes and looked over, "Tak. I could ask the same for you."

Tak, the hideous girl, her dad owns a huge company, something "little wieners" maybe. I'm not sure, I've never liked meat, but anyway she annoys me with every bone in my body.

"Tak. Apparently your not as dumb as you seem, seeing you've made it past the destruction of Earth. Why are you here?"

"You have always had a way with words ZIM. And of course I made it off Earth, I am rich after all."