It wasn't a normal day inside of the spider base. Something was...off.
Chrollo: where is everyone?
"YEAAAA!! WORK THAT POLE"
Chrollo: what are these idiots doing
*Meanwhile*
Feitan, Kortopi, Hisoka, Machi, and Pakunoda were on stripper poles. Feitan and Kortopi were in booty shorts and suspenders. Hisoka was wearing a matching short skirt with Machi but obviously she had a bikini top on. And Pakunoda was just in a skimpy bikini.
Phinks: work that pole Tanny!!
Shizuku: get it Berry! That's my bad bitch!
Uvogin: do a trick Hoku!
All of them had done their hair relatively the same. Two messy buns on top of their heads.
Feitan: I didn't know you were so good on a pole Kortopi
Kortopi: use our stripper names Tanny
Feitan: sorry Hotopi
Shalnark: YEAAAA! WORK THAT POLE!!
Chrollo: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Feitan: Stripper Saturdays with Tanny, Hotopi, Magic, Berry and Hoku!
Chrollo: Stripper Saturdays? Since when have we started doing that!?
Feitan: Since now bitch! *Keeps twirling on the pole*
Uvogin: Hoku!
Pakunoda: what?
Uvogin: why don't you get your pretty ass down here and give me a lap dance?
Pakunoda: alright *gets off the stage and gets on Uvogin's lap*
Chrollo: where's Bolonov and Nobunaga?
Shalnark: they didn't wanna join in on the fun! So they're in their rooms. *Keeps throwing money*
Phinks: not even gonna lie Hotopi looks hot as hell!
Chrollo: Shizuku? Seriously?
Shizuku: what? This is entertaining
Franklin: Hisoka looks dumb ass hell
Shalnark: call him by his stripper name
Franklin: well excuse me. Magic looks dumb ass hell
Shalnark: Hotopi! Wanna give me a lil dance?
Kortopi: sure! *Gets down and starts grinding on Shalnark*
Chrollo: might as well as join in *goes and grabs a stack of money out of his room and sits down*
Machi: Shizuku! Want a lap dance?
Shizuku: *starts laughing* sure Berry!
Hisoka: seems it's just me and you Tanny~
Feitan: shut up Magic. Phinks want a dance? It'll cost you tho
Phinks: alright Tanny
Feitan: * gets off the pole and holds out his hand*
Phinks: what?
Feitan: money first then dance
Phinks: okay * hands him 3 hundreds*
Feitan: *puts the money in his waist band then gets on Phinks's lap*
And once again, nobody wants Hisoka
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Dumbass Phantom troupe scenarios
FanfictionStupid scenarios for the Phantom troupe Contains cussing and mentions of sex
