who broke the blender?

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by Feiport

by Feiport

Chrollo: do you all know why I called you in here?

Everyone: *shakes their head no*

Chrollo: hmm, okay. Well for starters, the blender is broken and I wanna know why and how

Everyone: *just stares*

Chrollo: *slams the broken blender on the table* WHO BROKE THE DAMN BLENDER!

Everyone: *starts sweating*

Chrollo: WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY OR THE HARD WAY! Y'ALL CHOICE

Everyone: *starts looking around at eachother*

Chrollo: I'ma give you guys till the count of 10 to tell me WHO BROKE THE BLENDER! 1...2…3

Bolonov: *mumbled something*

Chrollo: SPEAK UP!

Bolonov: IT WAS HISOKA!

Hisoka: AhhHHmmMM~

Chrollo: HOW THE HELL DID YOU BREAK THE BLENDER HISOKA? HUH?

Hisoka: all the people at the table wanted to see if bungee gum could blend

Chrollo: YOU GUYS WHAT?

Shalnark: we didn't know if it could blend or not

Feitan: so we test the theory

Kortopi: and turns out it can't blend

Phinks: pretty cool experience tho

Shizuku: watching it try to blend was pretty entertaining

Chrollo: I'm done! I resign from life! WHERES THE CHAIN USER WHEN YOU NEED HIM!