Dumbass Phantom troupe scenarios

Hisoka's (Weird) Diary

Entry 1
Today I found 2 new fruits~

I don't know if they're ripe enough  for plucking yet~

I'm already waiting on Gon and Killua to be ready for plucking~

I just can't tell if Feitan and Kortopi are ready~

Ta ta, Hisoka the Magician~

Entry 2

Today I drugged Feitan so he'd tell me his age~

It didn't work out~

I almost got burnt to a crisp~

Love, Hisoka the Magician~

Entry 3

Today I stuck Chrollo's jacket to the ceiling with bungee gum~

He still hasn't gotten it down~

I think he's dumb because I put alot of bungee gum and he'd see that if he used gyo~

Is he dumb?~

Not sincerely, Hisoka the Magician~

Entry 4

So I haven't written in awhile~

Because we had to move out of th3 base~

Feitan put a bunch of black widow eggs in my homegirl Machi's bed~

There was over 300 eggs Chrollo said~

I lost my deck of playing cards~

I'm very horny, Hisoka the Magician~

Entry 5

Today we moved back into the base~

Chrollo is crying over all of the dead spiders, kinda funni~

Besides that Feitan is tied up in the basement~

Only me and Machi know tho~

Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum, Hisoka the Magician~

Shalnark: Feitan is tied up in the basement?

Machi: uhhh I gotta go *runs away*

The whole base then went silent. You could hear struggling in the basement

Shalnark: they actually put him in the basement

"MMMMMMHMNHMHMH!!!!!"

Shalnark: I think he just tipped over

Phinks: should we go get him?

Shalnark: yeaaaa