My Perfect Lover (Scout x Scout tf2)

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Scout was trying to patch up his hat under the bridge after everybody had went back home. Engi wasnt home, he was here, but he wouldnt stumble across him and Red. He was like... Halfway across the map! So he didnt actually care.

As Red walked through the desolate, dim place to Blu starting base, he thought about Red. And how he'd presented him with a stray bullet... He was probably a golden retriever type. As he came up for the Blu bridge, he crouched down and jumped into the ditch. He walked to the bridge, looking under and seeing Blu jolt. "You scared me!" He put his hand on his chest. "Sorry, what i do best" Red smiled. He went under the bridge, plonking himself down infront of Blu. "Want any refreshments? I got..." He took off his duffel bag, unzipping it. "A Bonk! Atomic Punch and a very expired carton of orange juice that im scared to open!" He was pretty smitten. "... I'll take the Atomic unless you're gonna drink the juice? I'll pay you 20$!" Blu smiled devilishly. "40$." "35$." "Deal!" Red shook his hand.

Red sat angrily, holding his 35$ with his arms crossed. "I hate you so much." Red growled. Blu giggled like a little girl "You had to drink it all for the 35$!.. Dont worry, you can get somethin' else." Blu crossed his legs in a basket. "Like a kiss?" Red joked. "Yeah, if you arent gonna be mad at me!" Blu laughed. "Okay do it then, go on. I wont be mad at you if you do." Red looked into his eyes. He didnt think he'd do it, he was too much of a pussy! Blu quickly kissed him, pulling back away. Red felt a wave of heat over him, as he uncontrollably smiled and felt his face. Blu gave a wide grin, before kissing him again since he was vulnerable. Red leaned back, Blu not pulling away this time. Red wrapped his arms around Blu and pulled away, panting. "That was freakin' good.." Red heaved. "'Cause im you, knucklehead!" Blu put his arms on either side of Red. "Frankly, i think i deserve more than a makeout session and 35$-" Red was suddenly cut off in the middle of his sentence. "Frankly, im not a fan off the attitude." Blu retorted. Red smiled. "I like you, you're really cool.. Now give me some Atomic, i need it." He reached for Blus Atomic. Blu pulled it away. "No, mine." Blu clutched his Atomic. "Cmon, man!" Red clawed at his arm. Blu pushed him off, trying to drink all the Atomic. Red snatched it away, drinking most of it before Blu retrieved it and started wrestling Red for the can. As Blu grabbed it back, they both let go and it was flung across the gorge. It made a loud clattering noise, and the soda spilled out. Red sighed, glaring at Blu. As footsteps were heard from inside the main building, Blu slammed his hand over Reds mouth. As Engineer came walking to the gorge, they both felt true fear for the first time. Engineer dropped down and walked to the can, looking over. As he spotted the two, he gave a disgusted stare. He looked them up and down, just walking away. Wow. Would Engineer be a grass orr.. Nooo, he would never
...would he?