Douma: I keep up with what's going on in the Infinity Palace, not by watching the news but by scrolling through the "only in the Infinity Palace" hashtag on twitter
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“Enmu, no.”
-a book written by Kokushibo, Upper Moon 1, co-authored by Rui, Lower Moon 5 and Daki, Upper Moon 6, with an introduction written by Akaza, Upper Moon 3, and includes excerpts from the prequel “Enmu, calm down.” written by Gyutaro, who is also Upper Moon 6.
Enjoy the feisty counter argument “ENMU, YESSSS” written by Douma, Upper Moon 2 and Gyokko, Upper Moon 5
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Daki: deyassified
Douma and Enmu: you will never take our yass away from us
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Daki: Ugh there’s nothing Gluten Free
Rui: How long have you been Diabetic?
Daki: I’m not diabetic?
Rui: you can’t eat sugar
Gyutaro: Gluten, Rui, not glucose
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Enmu: (picks up a piece of Broccoli) look at this tiny tree Rui, can you eat this?
Rui: (picks up cauliflower) Aww, this one's dead.
Daki: (stares into the camera)
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Enmu: why isn't the oven heating up? Is it broken? Did we forget to pay the gas bill?
Douma: of course we paid the bill. I remember it because it ended with a 69 and we high-fived
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Kokushibo: Where’s Douma?
Akaza: Somewhere disappointing Muzan
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Enmu covered in scratches: The hawks won last night.
Akaza: You watched the game?
Enmu: Huh? What game?
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Waiter: And what would you like?
Enmu: I wish to devour the unborn
Gyutaro: Eggs. He wants eggs please
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Enmu: I've watched enough anime to know how to fight.
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Enmu: I don't know why Kokushibo was disappointed, I didn't make fun of anyone.
Muzan: *reading Kokushibo's note* Enmu orchestrated a 20 minute flash mob song and dance number with 47 "Yo Mama" jokes, directed at a fellow Moon, that ended in a finale with fireworks.
Enmu: It was just light teasing.
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Gyutaro reading the newspaper: a man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets
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Rui and Enmu's Life With the Upper Moons (but mostly Rui's)
FanfictionThis is an au where Rui and Enmu don't die and are taken by Muzan to live with the Upper Moons. Some of the chapters will be Rui writing down events in a journal while others won't. This isn't really a full-blown story and more of a series of onesho...
