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itsliamtim: who fucking named the gc😱

owensbf: not me😁😁😁😇😇😇

airymothlovr: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

itsliamtim: bro what

airymothlovr: Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

brucemail: The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is

airymothlovr + brucemail: impossible.

itsliamtim:AIRY DID YOU HACK MY BOYFIRE-I MEAN- MY FRIEND??

airymothlovr: Liam, i did not. we just planned to do this.

brucemail: finish that sentence liam.

itsliamtim: n-no...

iowenachoco: GUYS ITS FUCKING 3 AM HOW ARE YALL SYILL AWAYAWKE???M

owensbf: hi daddy im foing all nighter

itsliamtim: i drank abunch of coffee and im gettign anxiety holy shit im so tired but cnat selep

brucemail: im going to sleep i have work at 9

itsliamtim:its fucking saturday hwo the fuck???

brucemail: LOOK IM TIRED OK😭😭😭

airymothlovr: i dont sleep 👌

itsliamtim: AIRY IM COMJGN IM READING A BEDTIME STORY FOUR YOU.

brucemail: holy shit whats the bedtime story cna i come

airymothlovr: jesus christ liam broke the goddamn door-

*airymothlovr gets offline*

iowenachoco: mf kidnapped him

itsliamtim: (airy) guys help he got my phone i got his phone he is running to get me to san fransisco and im so happy and scared at the same time

iowenachoco: mf getting on earth

itsliamtim: (airy) holy shit we just drowned

brucemail: OMFG YOU SWORE!!1??!1!?1!!2!1!1!!

itsliamtim: (airy) HE HAS HIS AUTO CORRECT WITH SWEARS I DINTD MENA TO SWEAR-

brucemail: LMFAO WHAT

itsowenachoco: CNA YOU ALL GO TO SLEEP-

owensbf: YOU FUCKERS WOKE ME UP FROM THE BUZIZNG

itsowenachoco: dont worry bbg ill go there *kissessesesesse* mwa meae mawa mwa mwa

itsliamtim: (airy) we are at san fransisco now driving towards the house

brucemail: I THOUGHT HE HAD NO HOSUE??

itsliamtim: (airy) he lied.

*owensbf and iowenachoco gets offlien)

stentydeinty: i just woke up its fucking 4 am how the fuck are yoh guys still awake

owensbf: i forgot im goind all nightef

itsliamtim: (airy) he has a goddamn toy collection..... i love this place

brucemail: dont you dare steal my liam

itsliamtim: (airy) 😧

*fucking 3 hours later*

itsliamtim: gm i had the best sleep

miningismyduty: what

itsliamtim: oh yeah airy is in my house i kidnapped him👌👌

miningismyduty: MF WHAT ???

itsliamtim: wjay?

miningismyduty: YOU ALREADY HAVE TRAY, SUBWAY SEATAN D WHIPPY CREAM            Y (my au :3)

itsliamtim: so??

miningismyduty: MF YOU ALMOST HAVE BATCH 2😭😟😟😭😟😟

brucemail: dude your house is full where is airy gonna sleep

itsliamtim: at my stuff toy collection😇😁😁😇😇😁😁😁😇😇😇😁😁😁😇

brucemail: UGHHH I WISH I WAS AIRY

itsliamtim: THEN COME OVER

miningismyduty: ughhh ill come with to you cuase i havent seen airy after one

itsliamtim: guys um he is having a panic attack HETA THE FUCK DO I FO GUYS HELPS GEYSKLSPE HELP

brucemail: OH SHIT GO TO GOOGLE

itsliamtim: BITHC HWO AM I SUPPWOES ILTO GO TONGOGLE WHEN GOGOLE DOESNT EVEN DO SHIT???

(tray) trayd: guys someone is crying and having a panic attack at liams toy collection

itsliamtim: THATS FUCKING AIRY PELASE HELO WHAT DO I DO HOLYBSHIT IM GETTING TEARS UH

trayd: OH!! i know how to help someone with panic attacks!!!

itsliamtim: TELL ME I THINK HE ONLY TRUSTS ME??

*insert tray telling how*

*itsliamtim gets offline*

trayd: guys wanna see airy

miningismyduty: OMG YES

brucemail: mmmmm sure.

brucemail: HE A LANTERN??

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brucemail: HE A LANTERN??

miningismyduty: saved also etf he looking at

trayd: idk... hes been staring at the with fear for the past few minutes

brucemail: hmmm suspicious...

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