Opposites attract (Vance Hopper x reader)

Incorrect quotes

Some silly quotes that fit the characters

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Y/n: So what's for dinner?
Vance, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Vance: Am I in trouble?
Y/n: Take a guess.
Vance: No?
Y/n: Take another guess.

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Y/n: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing vou can do to stop them.
Vance: This is the most threatening way
I've ever been cheered up.

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Vance: Am I going too far?
Y/n: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Y/n: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Max, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Vance: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Y/n: Anything, honestly, but [your romantic type] especially
Vance, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n: Oh! B positive.
Vance: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP
JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n:...

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Emily : Y/n... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Y/n: Your note told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Emily:
Emily: I wrote sanitize, Y/n.

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Vance: Someone will die
Y/n: Of fun!

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Y/n: This is such a bad idea.
Vance: Then why are you coming along?
Y/n : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Jessie : *Gets down on one knee*
Max: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Jessie: *Falls over*
Max : The poison is kicking in.

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Alex: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Y/n: Oh, you've been?
Alex: Once. In Monopoly.

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Alex: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Max: You mean literally or figuratively?
Alex: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Vance: God, give me patience.
Max: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Vance: If God gave me more strength, you'd be dead.

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Alex: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Vance: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Y/n: It's dark in here
Max: Don't worry dude I got this
Max: *Stomps their feet*
Max: *Skechers light up*

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Max: So are we flirting right now?
Vance : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Max: That doesn't answer my question

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Jessie : Is something burning?
Emily : Just my love for you.
Jessie: Emily , the toaster is on fire.

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Y/n: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Vance : Go the fuck to sleep
Y/n: What gif I don't want to?
Vance: Fuck You

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Vance, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Vance, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding.
Vance: This is what I'm talking about people.