Tucker: I don't know, why would they give us a tank that no one on the Blue team can drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah, and so what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then, You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of the black stuff.
Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to you. (raising his gun at Tucker)
Tucker: You wouldn't...
Church: You know, I look at it this way: Either A, we go through there and get the flag back, or B, we stay here and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
Tucker: For the record, I want to know, rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted, now get in there.
Tucker: Crap... Alright. One, two...
Tucker runs through and didn't appear on the other side.
Caboose: ...Huh, he didn't come out the other side...
Church: Yeeaahh, I've uh- I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
Church runs off the base to chase Donut.
Church: Okay, rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!
--Cut to Simmons, Grif --
Simmons: I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.
Grif: (sighs) I'm telling you, it was four shots. Like bam, bam, bam.
Simmons: Wait, that's only three bams.
Grif: Bam. (Sees Church through the sniper rifle) Wait a second, we've got a blue guy on the move out there.
Simmons: Where's he headed?
Grif:(looks to the left) Oh crap. It... It's Donut, and he's got something... (zooms in) It looks like... (sees that it's the Blue's flag) ...Simmons, get the Warthog.
Y/n: Heh, you mean the Puma?
Grif: Yeah, keep making jokes. That'll win the war.
--Cut to Church running up to Donut with his gun pointed at him--
Church: Freeze!
Donut: Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me?! You coulda hit me, dick!
Church: Can it, don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge. I know who ya are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
Donut: I just got here two hours ago, and I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private.
Church: Wait a minute, you're not the Sergeant!
Donut: Yeah, that's what I just said.
Church: Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Donut: Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
Tucker suddenly comes out of the teleporter between them and now has black armor.
Tucker: Three!
Church: JESUS!
Donut: HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?
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Project Unity (Red vs Blue reader insert)
ActionEver since the Director of Project Freelancer split up the Alpha, the Chairman of the UNSC decided that someone should keep an eye on him and sent Y/n L/n into his program to do it, but things didn't go as planned and he went MIA shortly after, atle...
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