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James:
Go over there and flirt with him.
Just use a cheesy pick up line or something.

Sirius:
Alright...

Sirius, walking up to Remus:
I like my men like I like my intrusive thoughts...

Remus:
...?

Sirius:
Fucking me over in the middle of the night.

Remus:
I-

James:
Merlin's Beard... 🤦‍♂️

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